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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
next time your at the doc complaining about your hemorrhoids on your corn cob pipe just imagine having them on a non-orientable surface
:goatsecx:

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

how do you hold ur poop in

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ah yes, that one.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

:mrwhite:

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

Lodin posted:

Ah yes, that one.

It deserved an honorable mention itt.
This thinly veiled jealousy is unbecoming of a goon.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

:eyepop:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

you irl posted:

nothing, my rear end is sewn closed, my poop squeezes out of my penis in a long thin coil

Goddamn, that must takes hours

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007


you must buy lube by the goddamn pallet

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Thingyman posted:

you must buy lube by the goddamn pallet

You can order it online in 55 gallon barrels

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natur...ubricant+barrel

Edit: make sure you read the reviews!

cams
Mar 28, 2003


dildo poster: do you use those solo? long ago i found that i could find some enjoyment from anal stimulation when it came to masturbation, but the effects were more trouble than they were worth when it came to the mechanics of execution. it is possible that my enjoyment of butt-pleasures is less than yours, please explain

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'll be the first to ask: by 'biggest' are we talking length or girth?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

amityville anus posted:

I'll be the first to ask: by 'biggest' are we talking length or girth?

We can run two goonchallenges simultaneously. If you want to compete in both that's up to you.

Hey, anyone remember the terrible old 'Gooniest World Records' threads we used to have?

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
Another person's raging hardon.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

amityville anus posted:

I'll be the first to ask: by 'biggest' are we talking length or girth?

at the moment I'm talking girth because that's my main problem but feel free to share your experiences with both.

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


jon hendren's tongue

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

amateur

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You can order it online in 55 gallon barrels

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natur...ubricant+barrel

Edit: make sure you read the reviews!

quote:

"As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage. "

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Mozi posted:

yeah pretty much every poop I've taken has fit through there

quote:

pretty much every

:eyepop:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:itwaspoo:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
My colon

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

:chanpop:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Is anyone else sitting at work reading this thread and wondering where you went so wrong?

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Volume posted:

I can barley go three down on my anal beads. I need stories to inspire me so I can really get gaping. Tell me about the biggest thing you regularly shove up your rear end

I've only ever stuck a sharpie up my butt when I was experimenting with prostate stimulation during masturbation. It was alright.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Hexel posted:

I've only ever stuck a sharpie up my butt when I was experimenting with prostate stimulation during masturbation. It was alright.


:stare:

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Hexel posted:

I've only ever stuck a sharpie up my butt when I was experimenting with prostate stimulation during masturbation. It was alright.

Go bigger or don't go at all.

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