|
a rowdy mullet posted:GIVE "EM HELL TERRY ONE HECK OF A SLOMO F BOMB THERE. WAY TO GET YOUR MONEYS WORTH WHEN MY SON SEES A MANAGER BEGINNING THE FUN PROCESS OF GETTING EJECTED, "GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH!" IS HIS REFRAIN. SPEAKING OF GETTING YOUR MONEY'S WORTH... WE WON'T GIVE YOU ONE EJECTION. WE WON'T GIVE YOU TWO EJECTIONS. HOLLER AT THE NEAREST UMP NOW, AND GET THREE EJECTIONS!! ASK ABOUT OUR BOB DAVIDSON SPECIAL, AND GET A FAN AND A MASCOT EJECTED, TOO!!
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 02:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 09:27 |
|
|
Pancakes posted:WE'RE GOING TO MATCH THAT OFFER DOWN HERE IN ST. LOUIS.   ORIOLES WIN. SWEEP DOUBLEHEADER WITH TWO SHUTOUTS, SWEEP THE SERIES AND TAKE FIRST PLACE IN THE AL EAST. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:02
|
|
|
THIS TEAM IS loving EMBARASSING CAN WE BORROW THAT TORNADO WHEN YOURE DONE WITH IT, ST LOUIS?
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:03
|
|
|
Boomer The Cannon posted:THIS TEAM IS loving EMBARASSING I'M GOING TO RECOMMEND AGAINST THAT MY FRIEND. WHEN A TWISTER TOUCHED DOWN IN MY PARENTS' BACK YARD ABOUT 11 YEARS AGO IT ONLY MISSED KILLING ME BY A FEW FEET. YOU ONLY WANT A TORNADO IF YOU ALSO HAVE NEW AND IMPROVED GLASS-B-GONE, ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $14.95!
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:09
|
|
|
I DONT WANT IT FOR ME, RATHER 80 MILES NORTH SO WE ONLY SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF THE CINCINNATI REDS. GLAD TO HEAR YOU SURVIVED, TORNADOS ARE SCARY poo poo. THE CLEVELAND INDIANS - MORE OXYCONTIN THAN OXY-CLEAN
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:18
|
|
|
HERE IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA, WHERE THREE MAJOR SHIPPING RIVERS MEET, FREQUENT STORMS BRING MORE THAN ONE THREAT AT A TIME. SO CALL NOW TO GET OUR SPECIAL SUMMER THUNDERSTORM! EACH THUNDERSTORM COMES WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SURPRISE LIGHTNING, FREE OF CHARGE! HATE YOUR ELECTRONICS? LOVE HOUSE FIRES? GET YOUR THUNDERSTORM TODAY!! ACT NOW, AND ENTER OUR TORNADO SWEEPSTAKES!! IT WILL LITERALLY SWEEP YOU AWAY WITH SHATTERED WOOD STAKES!! AND IF YOU ORDER BEFORE THIS PROGRAM ENDS, WE'LL SEND YOU A COUPLE DOZEN FEET OF FLOODWATER, ENOUGH TO LAST FOR WEEKS!! CALL TODAY!!
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:19
|
|
|
tarlibone posted:HERE IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA, WHERE THREE MAJOR SHIPPING RIVERS MEET, FREQUENT STORMS BRING MORE THAN ONE THREAT AT A TIME. WE HAVE SUCH AWESOME SOCIAL EVENTS AS ALL-SCHOOL BUS DEMOLITION DERBIES AND JESUS VERSUS EASTER BUNNY BOXING MATCHES TO MAKE UP FOR IT. ALSO METH. EDIT: WE'RE BACK FOLKS! EDIT TWO: GUYS COME BACK IT'S LONELY HERE AND XAVIER'S GOOD. Pancakes fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jun 29, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 03:32
|
|
|
PROFESSOR X IS IN YO HEAD, CUBBIES
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:08
|
|
|
IT FIGURES I GET OFF WORK RIGHT AT THE TIME THE CARDINALS GAME STARTS BACK UP AGAIN, GUESS I'LL GO OUT, GET SOME BEER AND MUNCHIES AND WATCH BASEBALL (DON'T WORRY, TOMORROW'S AN OFF DAY--HELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING TO THE GAME TONIGHT, BUT CONSIDERING THEY'VE ALREADY STOPPED SELLING BEER IN THE 2ND INNING AND I'D RATHER MAKE MONEY THAN SPEND IT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST)
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:15
|
|
|
Troy Queef posted:IT FIGURES I GET OFF WORK RIGHT AT THE TIME THE CARDINALS GAME STARTS BACK UP AGAIN, GUESS I'LL GO OUT, GET SOME BEER AND MUNCHIES AND WATCH BASEBALL (DON'T WORRY, TOMORROW'S AN OFF DAY--HELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING TO THE GAME TONIGHT, BUT CONSIDERING THEY'VE ALREADY STOPPED SELLING BEER IN THE 2ND INNING AND I'D RATHER MAKE MONEY THAN SPEND IT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST) 
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:20
|
|
|
SCORE SOME RUNS ASSHOLES
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:31
|
|
|
THATS ONE
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:34
|
|
|
Scob posted:SCORE SOME RUNS ASSHOLES JASON HEYWARD HAS ANSWERED YOU
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:35
|
|
|
J-HEY IS GOOD AT BASEBALL BUT IS PLAYING HIMSELF OUT OF OUR PRICE RANGE.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:35
|
|
|
LOL THATS TWO
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:37
|
|
|
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OUR SPECIAL ON DOUBLES THIS INNING!
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:37
|
|
|
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:46
|
|
|
SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE SPECIAL J-HEY OFFER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO JUST RELY ON YOUR COMPENSATION PICK BEING A MVP-CALIBER PLAYER IN 2-3 YEARS.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:50
|
|
|
R.D. Mangles posted:BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:52
|
|
|
DEUCES ARE WILD HERE IN ST LOUIS AS WE REACH THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ON THE EAST COAST
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:58
|
|
|
PITCH TO PERALTA, THAT'S A DOUBLIN' PITCH TO YADI, THAT'S A DOUBLIN' PITCH TO WONG, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S A DOUBLIN'
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 04:59
|
|
|
WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:07
|
|
|
HOW ABOUT YOU IDIOTS STOP RUNNING INTO OUTS EVERY GAME?
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:09
|
|
|
GUESS MARTINEZ HAS SOME NEW PORN WAITING AT HOME TO WATCH
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:15
|
|
|
gently caress THE CARDINALS THEY ARE THE BASEBALL INCARNATION OF ALL THAT IS EVIL gently caress THEM THEY ARE BULLSHIT
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:17
|
|
|
Scob posted:DEUCES ARE WILD HERE IN ST LOUIS AS WE REACH THE MIDNIGHT HOUR ON THE EAST COAST GOOD GOD, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY SHANNONITE AROUND HERE. I LOVE DEUCES WILD AND EVEN MARK IT ON MY SCORECARDS. Pancakes posted:PITCH TO PERALTA, THAT'S A DOUBLIN' POST OF THE THREAD!
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:17
|
|
|
CURT SCHILLING ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING INTERESTING WHEN TALKING ABOUT ROTATIONAL HITTING AND BAT SPEED. ESPN STILL SUCKS.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:42
|
|
|
GUYS I FORGET: WHO WAS IT WHO CALLED MOTTE HEFFALUMP FACE?
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 05:55
|
|
|
CARDS GOOD. BURN IN HELL BILLY MAYS.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 06:06
|
|
|
BILLY MAYS HERE ENCOURAGING YOU TO HAIL SATAN AND EMBRACE THE BIRDS ON THE BAT
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 06:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 09:27 |
|
|
CARDINALS WIN!! THE JUPITER JACK IS A USEFUL DEVICE THAT SAVES LIVES AND MAKES CANDY TASTE BETTER. MIGHTY PUTTY IS A TUBE OF MONSTER FECES THAT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS WHEN YOU KNEAD IT, AND YOUR HANDS SMELL LIKE THE CUBS FOR DAYS AFTERWARDS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WASH THEM.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2015 06:08
|
|