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Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
Is it gay?
Also will I taste what she ate? Thanks

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If ur a girl it's gay and yes you will taste what she ate. Girls store bits of food in their cheeks to snack on later.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If ur a girl it's gay and yes you will taste what she ate. Girls store bits of food in their cheeks to snack on later.

thats transphobic

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Worse if they're bulimic and threw up in the toilet pre-kiss.

Trenchcoat
Oct 15, 2012
Use your tongue to pick the food from their teeth, OP. One of 5 date hacks to save you money.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
you'll taste it from 1 end or the other. just loving go for it

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
Wait turns out she wasn't into me

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Calbiyum posted:

Wait turns out she wasn't into me

wait for the next girl to leave the restaraunt OP

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I bet it tastes good.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
a girl kissed me on the mouth a couple hours after i puked when we were at the fair 2gether

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I kissed a girl who chewed tobacco and it was OK.

She later overdosed on cough syrup.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
dear debra,

how can i tell if she wants to mate if i cant see how engorged her genitals are

thanks,

clueless in parma

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

VideoTapir posted:

I kissed a girl who chewed tobacco and it was OK.

She later overdosed on cough syrup.

how does that even happen

I mean, she must have drank an absolutely heroic amount of tussin

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset
go in for the smooch but put your hand in front of your mouths first

great ice breaker if you ask me

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The first girl I ever kissed tasted and smelt strongly of tomato sauce. I'm very particular about oral hygiene and it took me 11 years to work up the courage to kiss again.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Moon Atari posted:

The first girl I ever kissed tasted and smelt strongly of tomato sauce. I'm very particular about oral hygiene and it took me 11 years to work up the courage to kiss again.

how autistic are you, 1 - 10

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015

Abdul Alhazred posted:

how does that even happen

I mean, she must have drank an absolutely heroic amount of tussin

they could of taken the pills

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
what if your first kiss tasted like beer / vodka? can you even imagine????? you might still be a virgin!

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
OH WAIT

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Calbiyum posted:

they could of taken the pills

yeah but tbf those dissolve pretty quickly and then you have the death-cherry flavored burps

so I hear

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
I only kiss girls if the girls kiss me consent 2015!!

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
lol consent is such an outdated concept

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Calbiyum posted:

Is it gay?
Also will I taste what she ate? Thanks

It's p gay op. You'll taste not only the fine Ponderosa steak you fed her, but also all the cock she has sucked. If you kiss her, you are indirectly sucking the d.

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Seriously just give her a mint and if she is offended be all like "Bitch its not like im askin you to brush your teeth" just be sure to include the bitch part cause you never want to pass up an opportunity for a free neg

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

... but also all the cock she has sucked. If you kiss her, you are indirectly sucking the d.

drat son. I've been wondering if I'm bi, and this just proves it.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
if u kiss a bitch, u kissin all the d she kissed :aaa:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

It's p gay op. You'll taste not only the fine Ponderosa steak you fed her, but also all the cock she has sucked. If you kiss her, you are indirectly sucking the d.

aatrek is actually the straightest goon if u think about it

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Xaris posted:

aatrek is actually the straightest goon if u think about it

all he tastes is shattered innocence. truly delicious

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
I enjoy kissing girls a lot :D

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

phobo posted:

I enjoy kissing girls a lot :D

Didn't know

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
beta bitch op

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Girls will hurt your feelings op

ArcticKnife
Mar 2, 2015
Always consult internet before dabbling in the nefarious deeds of womenry

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
I;ve kissed 13 girls and they gave me a tshirt

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Abdul Alhazred posted:

you'll taste it from 1 end or the other. just loving go for it

Take her out for indian food if you want to prove this definitively.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

withak posted:

Take her out for indian food if you want to prove this definitively.

if your date is really successful, and you get her back to your place, you'll taste it in the air as you both sweat it out your pores

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Abdul Alhazred posted:

yeah but tbf those dissolve pretty quickly and then you have the death-cherry flavored burps

so I hear

it doesn't take as much as you think for a small girl.
2 bottles will do you in

Kissing is gross. They say the human mouth is dirtier than a dog mouth. Also don't kiss dogs.

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Abdul Alhazred posted:

how does that even happen

I mean, she must have drank an absolutely heroic amount of tussin

She had a liter bottle of it.

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