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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Stretchy super heroes are usually scrub tier IMO but I could see that power being useful re: my dick.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Hypnoballs

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
wolverine blade from the urethra

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
balls can be detached and explode like grenades

Gonades

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
pubic hair can grow super huge to disguise self as a bush

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
penis talks

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
ARMOUR PLATED TAINT

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
piss is acid

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
penis can tame snakes

Weakness: Mongoose

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
balls can enlarge and be used as a flail

still hurts u though

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
vagina what leads to another dimension

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Super Sonic Queefing

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
a clit that is psychic

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Evil Balls

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
penis is immune to STDs but carries every STD

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
a spooky ghost wang

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
convince me to make bad decisions

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
The powers of the 1st horsecock

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
14th post

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
when I cum, it goes back inside me and gives me limited super strength

also I am gay

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Moola posted:

a spooky ghost wang


Moola posted:

Evil Balls


Moola posted:

a clit that is psychic


Moola posted:

Super Sonic Queefing


Moola posted:

piss is acid


Moola posted:

ARMOUR PLATED TAINT

all good usernames imo

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



can contort my dick into any shape like balloon animals

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
Heat vision.

I'd call it, the Hot Wang

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
making the website

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Invulnerability to STDs.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

immune to poop and butt germs

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
My genitals have something less like a superpower and more like HPV

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
like how tigger uses his tail as a pogo stick but it's me and my dick

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
foresight

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Ephemeron posted:

Time travel.

but ONLY your genitals

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
detachable penis

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
Vagina dentata

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Super-magnetically attracted to my right hand.

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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
cyclops's optic force blasts

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