Introducing: Overly Suave IT Guy

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Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

# ? Jun 29, 2015 19:29

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:42

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

*posts 600 pictures of brushes in a wet-shaving forum*

# ? Jun 29, 2015 19:30

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

imo this is pretty good but it would be really good if the guy was a typical yosposter doing the same pose but like in a mustard stained polo instead of a nice suit

# ? Jun 29, 2015 19:34

Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

# ? Jun 29, 2015 19:36

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

I'll take "things the OP will never be" for $1200, alex

# ? Jun 29, 2015 19:47

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Squeezy Farm posted:

lol

# ? Jun 29, 2015 20:29

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

I don't think that's overly suave just standard amount you see I know a thing or two about suaveness

# ? Jun 29, 2015 21:55

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Migishu posted:

I'll take "things the OP will never be" for $1200, alex

Hell, I'm not sure the OP is a real IT guy at all.

# ? Jun 29, 2015 22:06

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

ShadowHawk posted:

I don't think that's overly suave just standard amount you see I know a thing or two about suaveness

if that's the case then maybe you should have one of your friends from hacker house take your photo in this pose and then post that photo to this thread

# ? Jun 29, 2015 23:31

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

balding
creepy stare
most likely inappropriately dressed for the social situation
oversized off brand gaming laptop, not touching the trackpad because it doesnt work in linux
background is a literal anus

# ? Jun 29, 2015 23:57

moonshine is......: Feb 21, 2007

Breakfast All Day posted:

balding
creepy stare
most likely inappropriately dressed for the social situation
oversized off brand gaming laptop, not touching the trackpad because it doesnt work in linux
background is a literal anus

fanny pack
utility belt and isn't batman
posts pictures all over of EDC USB knife
will talk to you relentlessly about system.d
bitcoin

# ? Jun 30, 2015 00:04

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

thread is now haikus to the it guy

cartoons are for kids
i have not seen avengers
reset my password

# ? Jun 30, 2015 00:09

moonshine is......: Feb 21, 2007

IT guy I simply want a new password
But I cannot get in contact with you
It seems that out of work early you flew
Off for the weekend like a tubby little bird
With you gone my lack of system access is getting absurd
While you sit at home drinking a hoppy brew
I'm stuck here at work with nothing to do
Maybe you are watching anime with the genitals blurred?

I think I will sit here and wait out the clock
Post on the forums for a few
The time is ticking tick tock tick tock
YOSPOS bithc I've got nothing better to do
Hope no one comes in and sees my screen is locked
Oh well gently caress it wasting company time is nothing new

here's my sonnet to it guys everywehre. this thread is now about all forms of it guy poetry. not just limited to haikus.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 01:39

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

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# ? Jun 30, 2015 04:00

keymaster02: Mar 11, 2014; I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

Squeezy Farm posted:

Was this found on the front page of reddit?

# ? Jun 30, 2015 04:09

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Breakfast All Day posted:

balding
creepy stare
most likely inappropriately dressed for the social situation
oversized off brand gaming laptop, not touching the trackpad because it doesnt work in linux
background is a literal anus

yospos bitch

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:05

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:26

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:27

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Breakfast All Day posted:

thread is now haikus to the it guy

cartoons are for kids
i have not seen avengers
reset my password

Same

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:31

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

comic sans is good
hang on my phone crashed again
Yeah it's a Samsung

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:32

Chill Callahan: Nov 14, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

underwhelming bulge imo

# ? Jun 30, 2015 06:17

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

Breakfast All Day posted:

background is a literal anus

# ? Jun 30, 2015 07:08

poisoned pie: Jan 15, 2005; Can you feel the colors?

im the rear end in the op

# ? Jun 30, 2015 13:40

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

poisoned pie posted:

im the rear end in the op

Yeah ive been refreshing it all day and it's still returning a 413 error

# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:18

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

Squeezy Farm posted:

Brilliant

# ? Jun 30, 2015 17:06

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Bloody posted:

comic sans is good
hang on my phone crashed again
Yeah it's a Samsung

# ? Jun 30, 2015 17:13

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

overly suave it guy

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:02

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

�I�m a suit � on a skateboard,� he says, explaining his appeal to the opposite sex. �Women like anything that�s unusual � and this is edgy without being over-the-top.�

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:02

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:04

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

As a Millennial I posted:

Hey buddy do you know what timg is.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:10

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh it's a old dude on a skateboard.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:10

PuTTY riot: Nov 16, 2002

As a Millennial I posted:

overly suave it guy

no yes no

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:11

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Larry Parrish posted:

Hey buddy do you know what timg is.

i do, but - his face cannot be fully appreciated at anything less than teh full resolution

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:12

GoldenTeeth: Jun 3, 2013; I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.

As a Millennial I posted:

reminds me of

# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:23

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

PuTTY riot posted:

no yes no

# ? Jun 30, 2015 23:54

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

duTrieux. posted:

zuckerberg finally retired the hoody?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:00

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

As a Millennial I posted:

�I�m a suit � on a skateboard,� he says, explaining his appeal to the opposite sex. �Women like anything that�s unusual � and this is edgy without being over-the-top.�

its called peacocking you beta loser!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:01

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:42

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Cat Face Joe posted:

its called peacocking you beta loser!

stuck a feather up his butt
and called it macaroni

# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:08

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