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the story of america
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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
one of the 20th century's "great american novels" were written by a Russian who came to the U.S penniless just a few years before beginning to write it, the new york times called it disgusting pornography when it was first published, and once it became a sensational bestseller he went to live in Switzerland, never to return.

this is America in a nutshell: newcomers often become in love with its kitsch, the old liberal establishment will remind them of their immigrant status as soon as they do something that upsets middle-class American sensibilities, and when they finally hit mainstream they realize there are far better places to actually spend their life and leave.

also, a lot of you are way too fat.


discuss.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-xePlM-zg

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
this stories all falling action

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

good I
'mg ald of it

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

op what book are you talkin about i feel like there were a lot of great 20th century american novels also fuckin lol at ur second sentence/paragraph

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Matey posted:

op what book are you talkin about i feel like there were a lot of great 20th century american novels also fuckin lol at ur second sentence/paragraph

lolita

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

I've heard America is p. dumb and stupid, is it true though? I don't know!

Probably is.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

blainestereo posted:

I've heard America is p. dumb and stupid, is it true though? I don't know!

Probably is.

i heard ur a oval office

no i just made that up i know nothing about u but now the burden to prove me wrong is on u

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
another great american novel was also delcared pornographic and was written by a guy who was basically exiled to france

america has problems with art and education and basically anything involving intellectualism or culture


gently caress poo poo piss hail satan op

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Matey posted:

i heard ur a oval office

no i just made that up i know nothing about u but now the burden to prove me wrong is on u

You've heard correctly my American friend, hope this knowledge helps you come to terms with living in a country that is probably dumb and stupid, or is it I dunno.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

H.H posted:

one of the 20th century's "great american novels" were written by a Russian who came to the U.S penniless just a few years before beginning to write it, the new york times called it disgusting pornography when it was first published, and once it became a sensational bestseller he went to live in Switzerland, never to return.

this is America in a nutshell: newcomers often become in love with its kitsch, the old liberal establishment will remind them of their immigrant status as soon as they do something that upsets middle-class American sensibilities, and when they finally hit mainstream they realize there are far better places to actually spend their life and leave.

also, a lot of you are way too fat.


discuss.

you obviously know nothing about nabokov

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
fsked up bu true, op

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

RideTheSpiral posted:

you obviously know nothing about nabokov

educate me, then

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Were those metric seconds or something? It was only 17 American seconds long for me.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
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Incorrect, op. This is the story of america:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU


Nocheez posted:

Were those metric seconds or something? It was only 17 American seconds long for me.

It's still only 20 metric seconds.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Amerikkka is poo poo

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

H.H posted:

lolita

reported for pedophilia

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this is your future america



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Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
America is the utterly insane pitbull that the Western world uses to keep the browns in line, so we can steal their poo poo and live like Kings with our glorious socialism.

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