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zimboe posted:In a pinch, toilet bowl cleanser will clean the grease off a pot better than any dish-washing liquid. Shampoo is also just soap and can be used to clean things other than hair, such as hands and dishes and clothes.
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Water bill cutting into your videogames budget? Public toilets offer a virtually unlimited source of free water and if you live near the beach often have showers open to anyone. And seeing as you're already planning on spending your time naked in a public toilet, you could consider multitasking and picking up a side job in blowjobs. Chicks dig that entrepreneurial drive!
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Jul 3, 2015 09:29
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XMNN posted:My house is made of floating wood tile, and when I have to pee (I'm male) I get face down on the floor and stick my penis in a hole on the wood floor and pee. My dogs sleep under the house so everytime I do this I hope they don't bite or lick my junk. lmao
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Jul 3, 2015 09:53
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Messed up that all you weirdos are throwing your piss away out the window, or into bottles, or into a gross toilet. Ammonia was the first refrigerant, and your piss has plenty of it, build Air Conditioners with your piss and never worry about money again! It's so goddamn simple
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Jul 3, 2015 10:20
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instead of pissing why dontu cut ur throat instead
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Jul 3, 2015 10:52
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A sharp wood chisel and a mallet will handle the toughest steak.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:54
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someone post that quote about pissing in bottles, wishbone, the purloined letter and hiding it in the toilet.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:59
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get a chicago town frozen microwave pizza and microwave it for 45 secs less than it says. The middle stays frozen and it will be like a main course and a dessert in one with a flair of Heston.
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Jul 3, 2015 11:20
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if you dont havee friends, especially a girlfriend, you never have to clean your house unless your mom is coming over to ask why you never talk to the family anymore
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Jul 3, 2015 11:34
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whatis posted:if you dont havee friends, especially a girlfriend, you never have to clean your house unless your mom is coming over to ask why you never talk to the family anymore If you ignore your parents long enough, then eventually they'll stop trying to talk to you at all #lifehax#lifehacks#lifehacked#lifehaxxed#hackyourlife#bachelorhacks
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Jul 3, 2015 11:37
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zimboe posted:Goons, got any other pathetic bachelor life-hacks? move to san francisco
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Jul 3, 2015 11:59
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If you get lonely and need a girl for the night, find a mildly attractive women and just lie to her. Tell her you're rich and need a wife and are ready to settle down. They will ignore a lot of your inherent flaws if they think you're rich. Otherwise just make love to your couch.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:16
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i call eating campbells vegetable soup right out of the tin "bachelors gazpacho"
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Jul 3, 2015 21:21
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greg sexyvibes posted:If you get lonely and need a girl for the night, find a mildly attractive women and just lie to her. Tell her you're rich and need a wife and are ready to settle down. They will ignore a lot of your inherent flaws if they think you're rich. Otherwise just make love to your couch. $100 and backpages and you can skip the lies.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:24
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OMGVBFLOL posted:move to san francisco no don't encourage people. unless they're a chick. it's already a sausage fest
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Jul 3, 2015 21:59
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Xaris posted:no don't encourage people. Pretend every living person over the age of consent is a chick. You'll be getting your dick wet nonstop.
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Jul 3, 2015 22:02
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Xaris posted:chick youre part of the problem hth
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Jul 3, 2015 22:03
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i love meat
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Jul 3, 2015 22:07
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Everyone knows real men eat slabs of meat for every meal (salad? What am I a girl on her period or something lol). Problem is it gets real expensive real quick if you wanna maintain your goon bachelor physique. But don't stress bro: the average neighborhood has upwards of 100 cats and at least as many dogs. Humans are a harder catch but well worth the effort for that bacon flavor. Free bacon dude!
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i was a bachelor forever and then i killed myself and now im a ghost bachelor lifehack be a ghost abchelor you dont need anything but a place to haunt
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