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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm curious about what you thought about this burger designed to celebrate america's decadent culture

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I wouldn't eat that if you held me at gunpoint.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

ketchup?

Kesty
Jun 13, 2006
The name of my dick has been "The Most American Thickburger" since 1994.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i have not

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

hardees is hosed up and gross altogether hth

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
wow, looks good

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op your mom choked on my American thickburger

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kesty posted:

The name of my dick has been "The Most American Thickburger" since 1994.

No wonder I can't keep it out of my mouth

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Gaunab posted:

I'm curious about what you thought about this burger designed to celebrate america's decadent culture


looks gross as gently caress

id rather eat a dick

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

those are some ripped rear end frogs legs that frog had to bench like 200

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I had Wendy's "Baconator Fries" the other day.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Happy Bear Suit posted:

looks gross as gently caress

id rather eat a dick

I'm going to have both on the fourth of july to celebrate freedom and gay marriage in America

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I kill my own cows

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Darf posted:

I kill my own cows

this but unironically

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

muscles like this? posted:

I had Wendy's "Baconator Fries" the other day.

lol never heard of this until now but googled it and lol

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


They put a lot of bacon on there.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
op me and your dad were the bread and your mom was the meat for an american thickburger last night

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

op me and your dad were the bread and your mom was the meat for an american thickburger last night

so.. u had sex w his dad?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

so.. u had sex w his dad?

gently caress! Whom hasn't?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

op me and your dad were the bread and your mom was the meat for an american thickburger last night

so you're saying american thickburgers are made out of people

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I wouldn't eat that if you held me at gunpoint.

What about ~two~ gun points, and a katana?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I wouldn't eat that if you held me at gunpoint.

I would. I have a very happy life.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
nah i'm not up for sausage on a burger.

i prefer sausage on its own :holymoley:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the new america is a parody of the old america but only the top dogs know it, but the top dogs dont want you to know they're mocking you with burgers.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

extra stout posted:

the new america is a parody of the old america but only the top dogs know it, but the top dogs dont want you to know they're mocking you with burgers.

yeah because carls jr / hardees aren't situated in flyover states

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

extra stout posted:

the new america is a parody of the old america but only the top dogs know it, but the top dogs dont want you to know they're mocking you with burgers.

i'm going to eat the top dogs, since they're on top of the burger but under the bun

jk who puts hot dogs on a burger lol

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Planarch posted:

i'm going to eat the top dogs, since they're on top of the burger but under the bun

jk who puts hot dogs on a burger lol

real Americans put mozzarella sticks on them

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
dude nobody really likes that place OP

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
Anyone got a cockmeat sandwich tia

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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

porkchop_express posted:

Anyone got a cockmeat sandwich tia

yeah but i already fed it to yourmom

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