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i keep seeing trailers and pictures all over the internet for this batman movie and every time i puke because SERIOUSLY its like warner brothers asked themselfs "golly gee, we only have the rights to the coolest most badass superhero ever, who should we give millions of dollars to make the movie?" and they sat around until someone said "i've got it!!! let's hire that loving weirdo who made that autistic pee-wee movie!!" and everyone started pooping in each others mouths and jerking each other off. seriously, tim berten has made two movies and thier both dumb funny movies and BATMAN IS NOT FUNNY OR FOR KIDS, BATMAN PUNCHES AND HURTS PEOPLE BECAUSE HE IS IN PAIN. and they asked him, "who should play batman tim burton," and tim burton who is probably high on weed (because seriously have you seen pee-wee) basically started drooling and said "durrrr batman is a dark and gritty hero with dead parents, why don't i get a retarded clown to play him." have you seen michel keaton???? he does standup comedy for christ sakes how could he possibly be the dark knight? I DON'T WANT PEE-WEE CLOWN BATMAN. they are lucky they gort jack nicholnsoln to play the joker because thats probably the only thing about this stupid movie thats going to work
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no poo poo
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Jul 2, 2015 17:06
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daddy's little monster
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Jul 2, 2015 17:09
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warner bros just released this photo of micheal keeton in the batsuit and guess what it's guano
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Jul 2, 2015 17:09
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Not going to watch it
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Jul 2, 2015 17:11
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to the rescue!
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i jsut watched the trailer for the five hundredth time today and it is STILL poo poo - why does batman have a love interest, batman have no time for love, batman is the DARKNESS IN THE NIGHT, he is BEYOND ROMANTIC LOVE and would never let a woman get in the way of his heroic dedication to fighting crime, because batman has a universal love for all citizens of gotham city. i just can't identify with a batman who has known the caring embrace of a woman - ALL OF BRUCE WAYNE'S LINES IN THE TRAILER ARE PRETTY MUCH JOKES KINDA AND gently caress YOU BATMAN DOESN'T JOKE, HE SCOWLS - why does joker only look like a clown half the time? what, does he just like put makeup on to scare people??? that is dumb and would never work he should just be the joker, how could they possibly fukc that up - batman looks like he needs to take a poop whenever they show his face in the suit, like when he holds the criminal over the edge so the criminal can act WACKILY SCARED (thanks, tim "WACKY" brutton) and he's all "i'm batman!" it looks like he's really trying to say "i'm batman and i have to take a massive bat-dump." BATMAN THINKS OF EVERYTHING so it makes sense that he would HAVE A POOP HOLE IN THE SIUT - since when does batman have a plane??? jeez, talk about artistic liberty. tim burton you loving hack
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Jul 2, 2015 17:29
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name one good bat man movie
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Jul 2, 2015 17:31
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facts about the new batman actor guy: he thinks race and religion are the same thing, thinks that sam harris is unqualified to study or talk about islam but he as a hollywood actor is, his wife left him for anyone but him, and he tried to use his power to squash a story he agreed to do for money to begin with because the history show found out his ancestors only 5 or 6 generations ago still owned slaves
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Jul 2, 2015 17:36
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I don't think I can believe Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Did you see him in Chinatown and The Shining? He's not going to be able to ham it up, he's a serious actor. The Joker is all about silly gags.
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Jul 2, 2015 18:34
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you will you will suck, that is because you're gay, like me
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Jul 2, 2015 18:43
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They got the wrong Harley Quinn. There's a lot of nerds who are fanboys of Harley Quinn, but literally, literally nobody is a fan of Suicide Girls reject Harley. Has anybody made the joke yet about how, "oh, the Joker got tossed into a vat of chemicals but Harley just got a gentle push through the door of a Hot Topic".
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Jul 2, 2015 20:29
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Batman? More like ratman! Amirite?! 
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Jul 2, 2015 20:33
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batmans costume looks pretty cool to me if its the one where hes fighting superman
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Jul 2, 2015 20:34
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I was excited at the prospect of Jack Nicholson reprising his role as The Joker for the new Batman movie because that would actually be a good idea for a batman movie set in the future, but then I realized OP was mocking the hate for the current Batman movie by comparing it to how stupid hate for the first Tim Burton Batman movie would sound after the fact.
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Applewhite posted:I was excited at the prospect of Jack Nicholson reprising his role as The Joker for the new Batman movie because that would actually be a good idea for a batman movie set in the future, but then I realized OP was mocking the hate for the current Batman movie by comparing it to how stupid hate for the first Tim Burton Batman movie would sound after the fact. You show care here. I find that disturbing.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:51
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Strangely enough, Jack Nicholson was a terrible joker. MajorB posted:warner bros just released this photo of micheal keeton in the batsuit and guess what lol
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Jul 2, 2015 20:59
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MajorB posted:the coolest most badass superhero ever *uses limitless wealth and state-of-the-art military technology to savagely torture and assault street hoods while the system i am a part of systematically disenfranchises, brutalises and represses 90% of the world's population* *is an aspirational character* lmao batman is a fascist wet dream
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Jul 2, 2015 21:02
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but arkham city is real loving nice imo
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Jul 2, 2015 21:03
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i'm manbat, a wealthy bat socialite who puts on a human costume to fight crime in a big cave
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Jul 2, 2015 21:44
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Oberleutnant posted:*is a multi-billionaire* punisher without the murder furry without the yiff
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Mozi posted:i'm manbat, a wealthy bat socialite who puts on a human costume to fight crime in a big cave Batman the animated series beat you to it there's literally a bat man named manbat lol
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Jul 2, 2015 22:06
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all superhero movies are terrible OP hope that helps
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:all superhero movies are terrible OP hope that helps no actually your wrong.the ones with captain america have that hot guy with nice muscles. and scarlett johannsen has a rear end so good i want to eat her fartbox op
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Jul 2, 2015 22:13
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on the other hand PRINCE is doing songs for it so that just might be the one bright spot in this farce
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Jul 2, 2015 22:44
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LegoPirateNinja posted:on the other hand PRINCE is doing songs for it so that just might be the one bright spot in this farce he did make the music for the last good batman movie...
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Jul 2, 2015 22:45
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trailer foundd, so at least we can all be on the same page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwtvk5FUus
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Jul 2, 2015 23:06
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Network Pesci posted:They got the wrong Harley Quinn. There's a lot of nerds who are fanboys of Harley Quinn, but literally, literally nobody is a fan of Suicide Girls reject Harley. Has anybody made the joke yet about how, "oh, the Joker got tossed into a vat of chemicals but Harley just got a gentle push through the door of a Hot Topic". I extremely agree that the harley quinn is NOT hot enough. Shes like two steps from a tumblr account and fat positive thinking
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serious norman posted:name one good bat man movie mask of the phantasm was tight
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Batman is literally gay.
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