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Lowtax is:
In Jail
Dying in a Hospital
Dead
Ignoring this lovely forum and living off of the ad revenue
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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Do you think Lowtax has nightmares about goons?
Well i want to meet him but only if it was convenient for the both of us, because i am an adult who has a reasonable relationship with the minor internet celebrities that i follow but don't actually know.

Like if he came here to my town and while he was here he wanted to hang out and drink IPAs, then that'd be cool. And it'd be several people not just me.

I swear this isn't creepy at all!

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

New hot wife cleaned up lowtax. Good on her. Bet his breath doesn't even smell like pie all the time anymore.

Gnarly you are funny. Just tickle your bunghole a little each time before you post. Make the little goon inside you dance

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Rod Munch posted:

Is he on the Food Network now or something?
He'd make a better cooking show than half the people on there.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
he's gone guys

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Omi-Polari posted:

he's somewhere where he's happier than he's been in a long time from the looks of it



:3:

Is that four-player Mario Kart in the background there?

Maybe he's at Big Johns Game-Bar and Handlebar Mustacheteria?

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
How does he even have money?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax and his new wife seem to be so goddamn happy with each other, to the point where I am 1) genuinely happy for them but, 2) still concerned it's some kind of elaborate long-game troll technique.

It's kind of weird to see a happy Lowtax, basically. But I'm glad for him.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Spiderjelly posted:

How does he even have money?

pretty sure the irs is asking the same

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
He's probably having a good time OP

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

a creepy colon posted:

The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true



*read this in the voice gandalf uses while talking to saruman in orthanc*


and you know this...how?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a creepy colon posted:

The real unironic answer is he hates the forums and keeps it running at bare minimum costs to keep milking goons out of their precious welfare dollars while leaving daily forum runnings to complete and unfunny trash idiots. He is having huge problems with unpaid taxes along with a large monthly alimony payment so he married some chick and went to Canada, all of this is 100% true

so how long do you think until SA shuts down?

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx

Fat Lowtax posted:

*tucks in stomach* I'm here!

grant me a wish

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
Are there pictures of this "wife?"

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Spiderjelly posted:

How does he even have money?

He got into bitcoin way early

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Lowtax ascended to Twitter and left us mere mortals here to fend for ourselves.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Became a ProBoards admin.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Yeah but that's just a link to your own post

I want to see a DGSW post where he admits he's Lowtax

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I heard he was actually killed in a drone strike two years ago and the mods have been faking all of his communications since

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

It's the 10 year anniversary of me shaking hands with Lowtax at gooncon. Highlight of my life.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

That Robot posted:

Yeah but that's just a link to your own post

I want to see a DGSW post where he admits he's Lowtax

DGSW will say just about anything for a cheap laugh so I wouldn't consider that authoritative.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Want to see the new wife

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Can you change this to a check-box poll, as Byron Low Tax Looper died in jail.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Does lowtax ever say anything about the forums on Twitter? Or does he not even acknowledge they exist anymore?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

A misanthrope posted:

Does lowtax ever say anything about the forums on Twitter? Or does he not even acknowledge they exist anymore?
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/618136915607355392

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
He was on like a week ago, I saw him post few messages in the last thread like this. Was offering to do lots of things for $9.95.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

well that isn't encouraging

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Spiderjelly posted:

Are there pictures of this "wife?"
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/632992925035532288

she's a total babe with a big badonkadonk and twin bazookadukes

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