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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Hi guns in this thread I'm going to stream my thoughts through my phone have you ever thought about bananas why are bananas yellow why aren't things green I mean I guess they're green sometimes but I mean like why are they always green why do they turn yellow wait but why do they turn brown I don't understand oh my god was going on. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays. In fact one of my friends is day I thought about being gay once but I decided I didn't want to be gay cuz I actually like pussy more than I like dick. Speak n dick I knew a guy named dick wants his real name was Richard but we always called him dick because its funny this a dick.

All that s*** aside, here's a little bit of information about me residentship poster the winter. My favorite color is blue I have a really extreme fear of heights so I can't fly planes or ride Ferris wheels because I get really scared and puts out. My favorite food is pizza and I like a lots of meat on my pizza. No I'm not gay lol. When I was a kid I want to grow up to be Superman. Yeah, I was a pretty s***** kid and by that I mean I was dumb. I also really like to speed racer. I pretend that I was speed my dad was Racer X, which is really weird because Racer EXOSpeed brother and my dad is my dad.

I joined the something awful forms because I was really depressed and I wanted to cheer up so I wanted to join a company for a joint something awful because of all the funny articles are on the front page.. I thought I could be a good poster but turns out I'm just a terrible poster a s*** poster if you would. But that's okay because I realize that everyday is a new chance for me to start a new, a new chance for me to become a better poster. I hope that someday I will become a good poster but that probably will not be today, because this thread is pretty s*****.

Anyways thanks for reading. Also, in before didn't read Firstpost I'm gay q cock Goku.

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Dec 25, 2012

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Mar 1, 2007

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Jan 16, 2013

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Aug 30, 2012

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DaveSplitter posted:

Hi guns in this thread I'm going to stream my thoughts through my phone have you ever thought about bananas why are bananas yellow why aren't things green I mean I guess they're green sometimes but I mean like why are they always green why do they turn yellow wait but why do they turn brown I don't understand oh my god was going on. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays. In fact one of my friends is day I thought about being gay once but I decided I didn't want to be gay cuz I actually like pussy more than I like dick. Speak n dick I knew a guy named dick wants his real name was Richard but we always called him dick because its funny this a dick.

All that s*** aside, here's a little bit of information about me residentship poster the winter. My favorite color is blue I have a really extreme fear of heights so I can't fly planes or ride Ferris wheels because I get really scared and puts out. My favorite food is pizza and I like a lots of meat on my pizza. No I'm not gay lol. When I was a kid I want to grow up to be Superman. Yeah, I was a pretty s***** kid and by that I mean I was dumb. I also really like to speed racer. I pretend that I was speed my dad was Racer X, which is really weird because Racer EXOSpeed brother and my dad is my dad.

I joined the something awful forms because I was really depressed and I wanted to cheer up so I wanted to join a company for a joint something awful because of all the funny articles are on the front page.. I thought I could be a good poster but turns out I'm just a terrible poster a s*** poster if you would. But that's okay because I realize that everyday is a new chance for me to start a new, a new chance for me to become a better poster. I hope that someday I will become a good poster but that probably will not be today, because this thread is pretty s*****.

Anyways thanks for reading. Also, in before didn't read Firstpost I'm gay q cock Goku.

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Apr 19, 2005

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DaveSplitter posted:

Hi guns in this thread I'm going to stream my thoughts through my phone have you ever thought about bananas why are bananas yellow why aren't things green I mean I guess they're green sometimes but I mean like why are they always green why do they turn yellow wait but why do they turn brown I don't understand oh my god was going on. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays. In fact one of my friends is day I thought about being gay once but I decided I didn't want to be gay cuz I actually like pussy more than I like dick. Speak n dick I knew a guy named dick wants his real name was Richard but we always called him dick because its funny this a dick.

All that s*** aside, here's a little bit of information about me residentship poster the winter. My favorite color is blue I have a really extreme fear of heights so I can't fly planes or ride Ferris wheels because I get really scared and puts out. My favorite food is pizza and I like a lots of meat on my pizza. No I'm not gay lol. When I was a kid I want to grow up to be Superman. Yeah, I was a pretty s***** kid and by that I mean I was dumb. I also really like to speed racer. I pretend that I was speed my dad was Racer X, which is really weird because Racer EXOSpeed brother and my dad is my dad.

I joined the something awful forms because I was really depressed and I wanted to cheer up so I wanted to join a company for a joint something awful because of all the funny articles are on the front page.. I thought I could be a good poster but turns out I'm just a terrible poster a s*** poster if you would. But that's okay because I realize that everyday is a new chance for me to start a new, a new chance for me to become a better poster. I hope that someday I will become a good poster but that probably will not be today, because this thread is pretty s*****.

Anyways thanks for reading. Also, in before didn't read Firstpost I'm gay q cock Goku.

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Could you post this again?
I got distracted and missed the middle part.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

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Oct 25, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

cram it up your dick, assbake

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DaveSplitter posted:

Hi guns in this thread I'm going to stream my thoughts through my phone have you ever thought about bananas why are bananas yellow why aren't things green I mean I guess they're green sometimes but I mean like why are they always green why do they turn yellow wait but why do they turn brown I don't understand oh my god was going on. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays. In fact one of my friends is day I thought about being gay once but I decided I didn't want to be gay cuz I actually like pussy more than I like dick. Speak n dick I knew a guy named dick wants his real name was Richard but we always called him dick because its funny this a dick.

All that s*** aside, here's a little bit of information about me residentship poster the winter. My favorite color is blue I have a really extreme fear of heights so I can't fly planes or ride Ferris wheels because I get really scared and puts out. My favorite food is pizza and I like a lots of meat on my pizza. No I'm not gay lol. When I was a kid I want to grow up to be Superman. Yeah, I was a pretty s***** kid and by that I mean I was dumb. I also really like to speed racer. I pretend that I was speed my dad was Racer X, which is really weird because Racer EXOSpeed brother and my dad is my dad.

I joined the something awful forms because I was really depressed and I wanted to cheer up so I wanted to join a company for a joint something awful because of all the funny articles are on the front page.. I thought I could be a good poster but turns out I'm just a terrible poster a s*** poster if you would. But that's okay because I realize that everyday is a new chance for me to start a new, a new chance for me to become a better poster. I hope that someday I will become a good poster but that probably will not be today, because this thread is pretty s*****.

Anyways thanks for reading. Also, in before didn't read Firstpost I'm gay q cock Goku.

This post transcribed by my Samsung galaxy 6 edge.

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