It's Fucking Spiders!

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Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's a sea spider which is basically some kind of ancestor/related cousin of land spiders. The very big ones live in Antarctic waters.

PS I don't know anything about pycnogonids besides them looking really cool.

I've heard they have all their organs in their legs, that's pretty weird

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Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

ChickenHeart posted:

Trapdoor spiders are pretty rad:

They have weird dorsal plates on their abdomens, similar to scorpions, which suggests that they may be one of the oldest families of spiders that can be found in present day. They also possess beefy-looking chelicerae that they use to help burrow n' stuff.

Why do they have such weird abdomen?

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Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

who wants ice cream?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:30

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Inevitable posted:

I think your spider is sick

# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:57

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Bina posted:

Yeah, that spider's making a music video.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:02

Arriviste: Sep 10, 2010; _{Gather. Grok. Create.}

_{Now pick up what you can

and run.}

Hey, spider bro! Whatcha doin'?

Oh, I see. I'd check myself out in the mirror if I looked that swole, too, brah.

NO, I don't want tickets to the gun show. FINE. I'll back off.

Yeah, that other spiderdude is totally up in your poo poo.

Hang in there. He'll get tired eventually...

_{e: linked images}

Arriviste fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jul 6, 2015

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Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Kumo posted:

I'm erect

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:06

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

zimboe posted:

Saltacids (jumping spiders) are cool. They hunt by sight and stealth like tiny little cats.
I've spent hours watching them put the boots to hapless little bugs.

They'll look you right in the eye. they can recognize faces. They know you are looking at them.
...
There's a compact and tiny ferocious little mind in there, I think.

They are so drat cool to watch

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:06

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Kumo posted:

Digits

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:09

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kill all spiders with fire.

Some other creature can eat all the bugs. Spiders are evil.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:11

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

spiders are just too awesome to kill.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:22

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

Rare Collectable posted:

spiders are just too awesome to kill.

lmao loving stupid ant what a idiot oval office

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:24

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Kumo posted:

would

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Nessa: Dec 15, 2008

I got bitten by a spider on Friday, or at least, that's the mostly likely suspect, since I was not aware I bitten until I saw a round, red mark on my knee. It has since gotten bigger and swollen. It is only mildly itchy and is easy. to ignore if I don't touch it.

I just wish I knew what species bit me! From the spiders in the area where I was bitten, all I can say is that it wasn't a black widow and was probably very small.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:50

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