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So my fiancé has been getting on me lately about wanting to eat my rear end and stick her fingers in there, but I'm a little hesitant. Anyone want to share stories about their butthole adventures? Will it turn me gay? Am I opening myself up to a slippery slope of other items eventually? Tips appreciated, thank you.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:54
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So what lack of social interaction is occurring in your life for you to do the posts that you did today
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Jul 3, 2015 07:56
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buttplay is very good, don't know about the whole gay thing though source: i'm gay
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Jul 3, 2015 07:58
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uhhhhh let her do it?
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Jul 3, 2015 07:58
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Redkist posted:So what lack of social interaction is occurring in your life for you to do the posts that you did today Hey Shut up
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Jul 3, 2015 07:58
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i dont get why youd be worried about enjoying some loving so much youd want to do more enjoyable loving in the future
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Jul 3, 2015 08:05
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- hi
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please explain how you having sex with a woman is gay
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Jul 3, 2015 08:07
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do it butt stuff is great most men enjoy having someone beautiful worship their rear end have her start with a finger rubbing your hole during a blowjob and see where it goes from there it isnt gay unless you think about a guy licking and fingering your butthole
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Jul 3, 2015 08:08
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do it after a shower or a bunch of wet wipes btw anal fun will never be clean but overt pieces of poop can be avoided
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Jul 3, 2015 08:12
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She will get some poop in her mouth. Probably only trace amounts unless you seldom wipe your bung hole but her gett some of your fecal matter on her tongue is inevitable. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you should stop being such a bitch and just poo poo right into her gaping mouth because she obviously wants a mouthful of poop,
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Jul 3, 2015 08:12
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Thingyman posted:please explain how you having sex with a woman is gay I never said it was gay, you're sticking penises in my mouth now
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Jul 3, 2015 08:12
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Thank you Moobs for your sage advice.
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Jul 3, 2015 08:13
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FreudianSlippers posted:She will get some poop in her mouth. Probably only trace amounts unless you seldom wipe your bung hole but her gett some of your fecal matter on her tongue is inevitable. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you should stop being such a bitch and just poo poo right into her gaping mouth because she obviously wants a mouthful of poop, motherfucker you need to hit a cvs and get some wet wipes unless she had a real long tongue
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Jul 3, 2015 08:13
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Thank you Moobs for your sage advice. np. if it is a mental thing my only advice is to chill out and trust her. the first time you have your legs around your ears or your face in the pillow is a vulnerable experience. trust and love will see you through
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Jul 3, 2015 08:15
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She's real religious but she's dirty af I love it
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Jul 3, 2015 08:17
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I never said it was gay, you're sticking penises in my mouth now please explain how sticking penises your mouth is gay
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Jul 3, 2015 08:19
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Demon Of The Fall posted:She's real religious but she's dirty af I love it probably a degradation thing then she might prefer a bit more of a "eat my rear end bitch" approach. not my bag but godspeed brother.
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Jul 3, 2015 08:20
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if you dont suck the penis it's not gay i know this because i am so gay i wouldn't put one down till it went limp and this is the loving truth
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Jul 3, 2015 08:22
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im gay
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Jul 3, 2015 09:19
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It makes your prostate healthy. Healthy prostate. Joy ride.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:25
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Invest in some lube and go to town. I'll be damned if I'm having vanilla all my life, daddy needs some chocolate
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Jul 3, 2015 09:35
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Why do we need two buttstuff threads? Its just like all you straight men not satisfied with the vag to create two threads for this.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:40
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nothing wrong with a guy that wants to be passive and have something done to him moon atari
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Jul 3, 2015 09:42
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plus i bet there are a lot of gbs women that want to gently caress a guy in the rear end and im here to facilitate that
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Jul 3, 2015 09:42
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This is true and I respect your quest for greater anal acceptance. I'm not sure about there being too many women with any pressing desire to peg a guy, although amongst goon women its probably higher than the general population.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:48
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Get her to stick one of these up your bum - not all the way in, just so that the base of the knob on the end is resting on the inside of your pucker, and have her turn it up to the max while she blows you. If you're lucky you'll bust a nut so hard that you cum dry. Then funnel hot tar up your rear end with a traffic cone.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:55
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yea buddy hit that prostate with a gspot stimulator 
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Jul 3, 2015 09:58
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^^^ Above poster has some good suggestions but I would like to add something to this. What you're really looking for, dear OP, is the "Pear of Anguish". edit: its not mandatory to swear anymore Incomplete Fish fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 09:59
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Fulgrim was a sick gently caress, this we can all agree.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:00
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dont be a baby, just give it a shot. if one of you doesnt like it, then stop.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:11
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Serious Frolicking posted:dont be a baby, just give it a shot. if one of you doesnt like it, then stop. good advice for any relationship kinks
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Jul 3, 2015 10:16
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She's also talked about wanting to poop on me, I'm worried this will open up a big can of brown worms.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:20
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the butt people died out long ago in the butt wars
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Jul 3, 2015 10:29
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