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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
http://yourbrainonporn.com/uncle-bob-porn-addiction-recovery-tips

quote:

The last couple nights I've had huge shots of energy, and I haven't been sleeping well (but still seem to have plenty of energy throughout the day). This has been something of a problem because I've also been feeling very horny and struggling in my bed. This last night I tried something a little different: I tried to observe my body in this state, to put my awareness into the actual physical sensations. I figured that, if nothing else, I'd be focused on my body and distracted from fantasies. Something unexpected happened. I started to feel pockets of emotion, almost as if emotion was stored in different areas of my body. I'd feel great pain, or anxiety, or something like it. If I focused on my heart, I'd feel waves of sadness. I actually started crying. Then I started to feel an almost primal need for love, particularly the tender, physical (but not necessarily sexual) love of a female. It almost felt like I needed to be healed of the emotional battle wounds in my body through physical touch. Then I wondered how many women would be attracted to a man crying in a fetal position in her arms. Well, I started thinking about this woman I’ve known for a few years. I think she used to have a crush on me. She's married now, so she's not available. But I started to realize that I kind of didn't want to leave her presence at an event earlier in the evening. I realized why. She's a beautiful and sexy woman, but beyond that, she represented a kind of emotional fulfillment that I'm feeling a need for. She's starting to represent a new ideal for me. In the past, my female obsessions were very biological - I would obsess about some girl with an amazing body who was much too young for me. This other woman, however, feels like less like an obsession and more like a new ideal. She's around my age and seems to be more of an emotionally fulfilling person - a loving, open person. I felt much more willing to overlook any physical flaws she might have and even appreciate that she looks like a mature woman. Here was a woman who was softened by age, and better for it. This is not to say I don't find myself still attracted to those young dancer body types. But I feel more open to the idea of finding satisfaction with a woman closer to my age. After mulling all this over in my mind I suddenly felt much more relaxed in my body, as if I had let out years of stored tension. I'm still full of the jitters and feeling full of desire, I still painfully feel the need for that loving touch, but this does represent a new perspective for me. One that feels less biological, and more about what I need in my soul. It feels good to even be aware of this need.

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
My butt dispenses poo poo

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

quote:

(Age 18, Day 24) Unreleased Sexual energy is loving exploding and I am loving it! I have always worked out very religiously and very regularly. But with no MO and especially with no P my workout are loving hardcore. I never remember having such amazing workouts and improving my physique soo much. Almost have a six pack!! In great shape. I went from running 30-40 minute sessions and doing 3-4 miles to running for 60 minutes and doing 5-6 miles DAILY. I sleep well. I have the energy to do whatever the gently caress I want ANYTIME. I can truly say I have never had the sort of energy and drive that I have now in my past of life of PMO, especially the P. Dudes, I am loving unplugged! Challenges in my life that I used to view as crippling hardships (education, university classes, work) now appear to be soda cans on the road that my loving tank of energy will crush into loving particles when it drives over them!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
porn is extreamely good, and awesome

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

reddit liker posted:

porn is extreamely good, and awesome

I dunno porn doesn't have the same effect on girls as it does on guys.

If only there was something better, something that would do both....like a type of Ultra Porn.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

quote:

Most of the time it's much easier for me to hold eye contact. It might also be that I'm unconsciously actually seeking more eye contact but I'm not sure. I have to observe. On Friday, I was talking to a girl friend (just a friend) I’ve known for several years. While she was talking and I was looking at her, I suddenly noticed a subtle tickling feeling in my lips. When I felt into it, it was like my body signaled me to kiss her. This is so weird in a cool way.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

reddit liker posted:

porn is extreamely good, and awesome

What kind of porn do you like? What kind really "turns your crank"?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

What kind of porn do you like? What kind really "turns your crank"?

porn man... its all good....

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no MO and especially with no P

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

"turns your crank"?

You're going to hurt yourself doing it that way.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Rando posted:

no MO and especially with no P

no idea what this means

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

My butt dispenses poo poo

haha... sick...

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Yivgev posted:

haha... sick...

:mmmhmm:

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Haha, is that like end of the line when it comes to everyday depravity?

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

quote:

I developed incredible self-control unlike I ever thought I had. My voice, believe it or not, HAS gotten deeper. I was stunned, and my S.O. noticed it as well. I compared my v-mail intro's from early this year, to the new ones I've created, and I'll be damned if my voice isn't different! My Smartphone stopped recognizing my voice commands, and I thought there was something wrong with it, but in the last month, it's relearned my voice patterns. My workouts have been more intense, I can go longer, lift more, and my determination to overcome discomfort and push , has increased as well. (This also might be a side effect of 7 weeks of nothing but ice cold showers). I am fearless and confident. I didn't expect such changes to occur in the least.

my energy doubled, my dick size doubled, my paycheck tripled, all my social problems went away, I'm swimming in pussy, and I met the girl of my dreams all because I quit jacking off for a month

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i have everyday depravity and then black tie, special occasion depravity


the gently caress is P and MO tia?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Man orifice and penis. It's p gay.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
M is Masturbating, P is porn, not sure what O is maybe Orgasm?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Amarcarts posted:

M is Masturbating, P is porn, not sure what O is maybe Orgasm?

the o stand for oscar de la hoya

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Seriouspost, shemale on female is pretty good stuff.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Whiskey Sours posted:

Seriouspost, shemale on female is pretty good stuff.

Tell me more

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Whiskey Sours posted:

Seriouspost, shemale on female is pretty good stuff.

What is more shameful: your shemale porn collection, or your post history including D&D posts?

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
I need to stop with the porn :(

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Zeike posted:

I need to stop with the porn :(
________________________/

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

satanic splash-back posted:

What is more shameful: your shemale porn collection, or your post history including D&D posts?

At this point it's clearly my post history.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
wow i want all that energy and poo poo lol

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
spilling seed drains a man of his vital humours

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

wow i want all that energy and poo poo lol

put your mouth on my butt and ill give you the poo poo youll have to get the energy from somewhere else (unless youre body can make energy from poo poo)

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Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

porkchop_express posted:

spilling seed drains a man of his vital humours

i dunno i get a lot of humors thinking about cum and balls

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

porkchop_express posted:

spilling seed drains a man of his vital humours

i must be proper hosed then because between my wife and my hand i probably fire 15-20 off a week

how long have i got, doc?

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

wow i want all that energy and poo poo lol

Have you tried meth? You'll have enough energy to get through a day of work and clean your entire house, and you'll still have enough energy left to masturbate excessively to shemale porn.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Whiskey Sours posted:

Have you tried meth? You'll have enough energy to get through a day of work and clean your entire house, and you'll still have enough energy left to masturbate excessively to shemale porn.

hmmm *peruses brochure* now does the meth addiction come with the shemale porn addiction exclusively, or can i get the gay black bear porn addiction option swapped in? what about cupholders, how many cupholders?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly depending on the intent of the phrasing of the title that sounds like about the best tip you could have to start a porn addiction, look into it

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
so ive been waiting for a porn thread to drop this on yall and i guess this is about as relevant as itll get so like a while ago i listened to an fplus episode about porn where one of the things they read was a dude saying that he really wished there was a porn where a dude would gape a butt and then flip the girl over and blow into it like a jug to make music

and i laughed at the time but then a couple weeks ago i was watching porn and then midscene this dude does exactly that and im sitting there like WOW did that just happen? i should have kept that link goddamnit

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i must be proper hosed then because between my wife and my hand i probably fire 15-20 off a week

how long have i got, doc?

7 minutes give or take

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

porkchop_express posted:

7 minutes give or take

not even close to enough time to jack off or have sex to completion, oh well at least i can post in gbs

Kesty
Jun 13, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

there was a porn where a dude would gape a butt and then flip the girl over and blow into it like a jug to make music

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

not even close to enough time to jack off or have sex to completion, oh well at least i can post in gbs

pfft thats enough time to finish a round and still make a sandwich





















salted meats and sex is what I'm talking about here

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