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I'm going on a trip next week to a place with alligators. I plan on kayaking, fishing and crabbing on a river. What are my gator survival odds?
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Jul 6, 2015 16:14
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more surprised this isnt a florida headline tbh
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Jul 6, 2015 16:17
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greg sexyvibes posted:Blank that gator! A very definite Futurama vibe I hear Fry's voice yelling that. *maybe bender Baxter fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Jul 6, 2015 16:44
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Gator is really delicious, so I can't imagine how good they must taste after eating a beer soaked moron. You can't eat gator flesh after they've eaten a redneck from Texas. The risk of hepatitis is too great.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:48
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:All those "American Swamp Retard" reality TV shows have pretty much downplayed the danger of alligators and given everyone the idea that they're no match for tough guys Pft, I could do that
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Jul 6, 2015 17:31
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The guy's bones are gonna wash up on that marina's shoreline and michelle will have to clean it up
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Jul 6, 2015 17:31
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RaceBannon posted:I'm going on a trip next week to a place with alligators. I plan on kayaking, fishing and crabbing on a river. What are my gator survival odds? That depends. Finish this quick quiz. 1. Fill in the blank: __________ the alligators. 2. Swimming with the alligators is a cool thing to do and shows how tough I am. True/False. 3. You frequently say the words "Watch this!" or "Hold my beer." True/False
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Jul 6, 2015 18:29
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Pft, I could do that Well go on then. 
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Jul 7, 2015 11:50
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a friend of the dumb man who got eaten hunted down and killed the alligator what are the odds of one of the alligator's friends hunting this new redneck down and eating him??? that would be freaking epic
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Jul 7, 2015 18:26
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quote:Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted “No Swimming Alligators” sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water. No swimming alligators? heh, I'll be safer in the water than on land then!
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Jul 7, 2015 18:28
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gently caress the haters/gently caress the gators nice
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Jul 7, 2015 18:30
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whatis posted:a friend of the dumb man who got eaten hunted down and killed the alligator this could be an interesting movie
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Jul 7, 2015 18:32
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this was a good story im glad it was posted to gbs i almist imagine it happening like a cartoon  gently caress the alligators : gently caress! the alligators
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Jul 7, 2015 18:50
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whatis posted:a friend of the dumb man who got eaten hunted down and killed the alligator this is how blood feuds get started down south
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Jul 7, 2015 18:56
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a gothic tale of death and revenge on the texas/louisiana border...
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Jul 7, 2015 18:57
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Justin Credible posted:When you name your son 'Tommie' you are basically asking him to be devoured by alligators. Or be a pinball wizard?
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Jul 7, 2015 19:04
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gently caress the ocean
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Jul 7, 2015 19:22
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PerilPastry posted:gently caress the ocean gators live in freshwater or estuaries only. They're also lazy ambush-predators. You can step on one and it won't give a gently caress unless you're small enough to eat. You literally, literally have to be a drunk dumbass redneck who hops into a feeding pool with a gator 10 to 16 feet long to ever be at risk of being killed by a gator. They are the cows of the freshwater river. (manatees branded themselves as that, but let me ask you - have you ever heard of a gator eating a manatee? No, you haven't, because gators only eat small poo poo.) Godspeed, texas redneck. You died as you lived - very, very dumb.
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Jul 7, 2015 19:32
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lmao how was this not in Florida
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Jul 7, 2015 19:49
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stupid people getting killed by crocodiles probably doesnt make the news in florida anymore
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Jul 7, 2015 20:28
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Jul 7, 2015 20:33
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Do It Once Right posted:gators live in freshwater or estuaries only. Saltwater crocodiles, on the other hand .... 
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Jul 8, 2015 11:22
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Jul 8, 2015 11:55
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Its not that hard to swim with alligators if you know what your doing. This guy didnt know or understand the risks and so ruined it for the rest of us who can and do swim with these gentle beasts regularly.
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Jul 8, 2015 13:40
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Zeike posted:It was because the sign said “No Swimming Alligators” instead of “No Swimming, Alligators” That's just going to make the next gator victim think the sign is telling alligators they aren't allowed to swim. I would suggest "No Swimming; Alligators" instead.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:17
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Companion Cube posted:That's just going to make the next gator victim think the sign is telling alligators they aren't allowed to swim. I would suggest "No Swimming; Alligators" instead. I'd suggest letting them jump into the water and let nature take its course.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:30
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