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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
If I get my wife drunk so she'll agree to butt stuff? Or does that make me a veritable Bill Cosby?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hollis Brownsound posted:

If I get my wife drunk so she'll agree to butt stuff? Or does that make me a veritable Bill Cosby?

YN

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
CHOICE.COM, BECAUSE ANSWERS MATTER

[this is also an msdos joek u see]

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
is it rape if i use the rocket launcher, stand on an ammo respawn point, aim at the enemy respawn point and just tape my Fire button down?

yes, yes it is

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The answer may surprise you and your wife!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Shoulda put butt stuff in the prenup

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Serious post: If you have to ask "is it rape?", then it probably is.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
seriouspost: i now have the meat sweats

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

porkchop_express posted:

seriouspost: i now have the meat sweats

from getting raped?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

from getting raped?

2 five guys bacon cheeseburgers.































colon rape

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
if it isn't, don't tell me until I'm done :jackbud:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

porkchop_express posted:

2 five guys bacon cheeseburgers.































colon rape

dang dude but forreal thats a good way to avoid getting raped, aint nobody gonna put they dick in the infernal chunder that is your entire back-end right now

hell, you'll fart nervously when they pull the knife and that'll kill em dead right there

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



BrigadierSensible posted:

Serious post: If you have to ask "is it rape?", then it probably is.

serious post: is it rape if you ever post again?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

dang dude but forreal thats a good way to avoid getting raped, aint nobody gonna put they dick in the infernal chunder that is your entire back-end right now

dont kinkshame

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It is, unless she agrees to it while sober. Probably your best chance is to point out that being drunk or high could make the butt stuff easier for her to deal with, but if she doesn't want to then there's not much you can do about that.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Pththya-lyi posted:

It is, unless she agrees to it while sober. Probably your best chance is to point out that being drunk or high could make the butt stuff easier for her to deal with, but if she doesn't want to then there's not much you can do about that.

im guessing you arent married

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

serious post: is it rape if you ever post again?

don't kinkshame

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
just buttrape

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

if it's not, then it'll do till rape gets here.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
if you have to ask the answer is yes

sorry OP you rate at least 5 gigahitlers

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

if you have to ask the answer is yes

sorry OP you rate at least 5 gigahitlers

is it rape if i put you on ignore?

you just got raped son

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




OP you should get drunk until she does insane butt stuff to your passed out self, and then leaves you for a more handsome partner

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
give her a jello pudding pop after

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
or during

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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just in case you were looking for a real answer it's this:

Pththya-lyi posted:

It is, unless she agrees to it while sober. Probably your best chance is to point out that being drunk or high could make the butt stuff easier for her to deal with, but if she doesn't want to then there's not much you can do about that.

but otherwise I don't want the gbs rape debate + edgy surprise sex "jokes" combo thread right now.

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