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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I'm sorry Kewpuh that I was so angry with Sim City 2013 that I posted about wanting to crack it to bypass its retarded DRM. Very sorry I posted about modifying a bad game that I owned to make it better. I hope you've had time to reflect like I have and can accept my apology.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I think we should take a neo-Confucian view, and ask if it was the nature of the thread to be lovely, or if its nature was corrupted when the replies failed to build it into the masterwork it could have been?

Or maybe it should have had more swearing? Was it the lack of obscenity which brought it down?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Should apologizing be added to the official list of things that goons disapprove of?

1. Memes
2. Liking things
3. Apologizing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Should apologizing be added to the official list of things that goons disapprove of?

1. Memes
2. Liking things
3. Apologizing

apologize for your actions first

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

apologize for your actions first

A thousand pardons - I was most revolting.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

A thousand pardons - I was most revolting.

good, now close this thread as an act of contrition

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

good, now close this thread as an act of contrition

I find your attitude very hurtful, and think you should apologize for that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I find your attitude very hurtful, and think you should apologize for that.

I'm sorry your feeling are hurt so easily

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Dear Underwear,

I'm really sorry for that time I thought I just had to fart, but then it came out all wet, and I checked to see if I had pooped myself, but it was actually blood mixed with a bit of wet poop. I know you weren't designed to contain that type of disaster, and I'm sorry that I put you in that position. I hope that you'll find it in your heart to forgive me.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

I'm sorry your feeling are hurt so easily

Your backhanded apology is reducing my incentive to close this thread. I'm starting to feel sorry for apologizing now.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Overwined posted:

I'm sorry this thread is so lovely

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Sorry
Sorry
Excuse me
Sorry
This sure is a big crowd

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Op, I apologise on behalf of everybody in this thread for the abuse you have suffered.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



CoolCat posted:

Op, I apologise on behalf of everybody in this thread for the abuse you have suffered.

Thank you for your gracious response. My faith in humanity is restored.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm sorry for all my depravity and stupidity, which will go unmentioned here.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I'm not British or Canadian; I never apologize

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Enfield posted:

im sad right now

im sorry & hope you feel better enfield

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
but, also, i guess i will take this time to apologize to anybody on The Something Awful Forums who has ever read one of my posts

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm not sorry I voted 2

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Sorry

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Man I feel better about how lovely I treat people now. Thanks thread!

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'm sorry for what I did OP.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm sorry, I thought she was already dead.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm sorry your mother's a whore

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
im sorry i am so great

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
im sorry i preordered x: rebirth while at the same time thinking that Star Citizen backers are stupid.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I'm sorry I caused all that cancer.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
I'm sorry I didn't pull out

Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
"I'm sorry I caused all that cancer...I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll . . ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP3X0dSV9kI

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not yet sorry for having started this thread.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sorry I blew my load all over your mom.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i was so mad about the 6-hour probation that Silversliver hit me with, that I hacked her account and posted the beastiality porn that got her permabanned lmfao

sorry rofl

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

Sorry I blew my load all over your mom.

I'm sorry that this thread bothers you enough to make you feel compelled to disparage my saintly mother.

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