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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Behold, the AspireAssist!



You can have this installed in just 20 minutes so that you can eat all you want and the little electronic bulimia pump does the rest. Why bother posting in YLLS when they will just tell you to pause your games so you can go outside and run/bike/walk and lift weights? Stay here in GBS where you can shitpost from your quad-monitor gaming rig while playing Runescape and shoveling the best 7-Eleven has to offer down your gullet.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sounds like an effective weight loss strategy with virtually no downsides.

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