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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

my cheese slices feel kinda firm and has green stuff on the cormers but the middle is still soft. will i be ok if i eat them?

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"don't have a cow byproduct, man!"
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:regd13:

naem
May 29, 2011

Cut off the green part

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

naem posted:

Cut off the green part

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The green bits are just the cheese ripening. Eat all the cheese and DONT cut off the green part.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
^What's all this? Eat the green parts, OP. They're the only safe ones.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

cheese is pretty variable. could you rephrase your question?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
that's just when it's getting good

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

i ate a slice and it was chewy but didnt taste much like the cheese i am used to. this is my only dinner tonite so i might have to imporovise. i have some hotdog buns that might help

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

naem posted:

Cut off the green part

Cut the mold off the block and your good to go, champ.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
throw out the cheese, its worthless now due to your inaction.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Go see what kinds of delicacies the nearest dumpster has to offer.

naem
May 29, 2011

Somebody eats squirrels in the park near me in SF, they skin them and leave the intact furry squirrel skins around I've found several

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

naem posted:

Somebody eats squirrels in the park near me in SF, they skin them and leave the intact furry squirrel skins around I've found several

In past (10-15 years ago) we got homeless family, or group I don't know, who were hunting dogs, skin and eat them, leaving skins in woods, once I was walking with my dog and foud that huge pile of skins hidden there.

naem
May 29, 2011

Kirs posted:

In past (10-15 years ago) we got homeless family, or group I don't know, who were hunting dogs, skin and eat them, leaving skins in woods, once I was walking with my dog and foud that huge pile of skins hidden there.

:ohdear:

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Kirs posted:

In past (10-15 years ago) we got homeless family, or group I don't know, who were hunting dogs, skin and eat them, leaving skins in woods, once I was walking with my dog and foud that huge pile of skins hidden there.

what if you found a huge pile of foreskins in the woods

would you wait to see who was putting them there

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

so i put the cheese on a hotbug bun with some ranch dressing. loving delicious... 2 mins in the microwave, perfecto. bone appetitie

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

SHARTING BEAR posted:

so i put the cheese on a hotbug bun with some ranch dressing. loving delicious... 2 mins in the microwave, perfecto. bone appetitie

RIP

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

naem posted:

Somebody eats squirrels in the park near me in SF, they skin them and leave the intact furry squirrel skins around I've found several

Collect the skins and make yourself a fabulous pair of squirrel underpants. They will keep your nuts warm in winter.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mis piggy says yes

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

also if it were a basil-infused cheese it would be green to start with

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Buce posted:

also if it were a basil-infused cheese it would be green to start with

i dont think the piggley wiggley sells those can I make it on my own? im almost out of ranch (dressing)

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


If it's a yellow cheese, just cut off the rotten parts and you're good. If it's a white cheese toss the whole thing, then masturbate to Korean pornography

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Grand Prize Winner posted:

then masturbate to Korean pornography

get this filth out of here this thread it about home made solutions to cheese problems

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

I exclusively eat green cheese

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Cutting off the molded part only works with hard cheeses. Softer cheese, the mold has already grown 'roots' down into the deeper parts of the cheese, even if you cannot see it.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what like moon cheese

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Wicker Man posted:

Cutting off the molded part only works with hard cheeses. Softer cheese, the mold has already grown 'roots' down into the deeper parts of the cheese, even if you cannot see it.

gonna need a brinell scale breakdown of cheese hardness in order to make sense of this

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


SHARTING BEAR posted:

get this filth out of here this thread it about home made solutions to cheese problems

jesus dude im just trying to help you avoid food poisoning

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Actually did this once accidentally as I didn't see the green bits. Felt quite weird (heart racing, bit dizzy) for about 5 minutes and was like "what the gently caress?", but then I looked at the cheese and was just like "oh, ok".

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

scrape off the green parts dry it out and smoke it yeeeahhhh

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
How broke are you that your only option tonight was to eat hot dogs with molded cheese?

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Meowbot posted:

what if you found a huge pile of foreskins in the woods

would you wait to see who was putting them there

http://biblehub.com/1_samuel/18-27.htm

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

Meowbot posted:

what if you found a huge pile of foreskins in the woods

would you wait to see who was putting them there

I'm uncut, so no.

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

SHARTING BEAR posted:

my cheese slices feel kinda firm and has green stuff on the cormers but the middle is still soft. will i be ok if i eat them?

yes, it is just the inflorescence of the mold, which was still pretty much there before it flowered. it is probably safe to eat in fact, but it won't taste very good, so just cut it off with a sharp knife.

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