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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Replyall I C.U.P.

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Germstore posted:

To: All

Who is Gay Hitler? I demand to know who at this company is Gay Hitler! You have a lot to answer to!

A long time ago and on another website, I posted something that I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't really aware of it. My boss's boss's boss found out and booked a meeting with me. Something was obviously up because why the heck was someone so high up calling a one-on-one meeting with me?

He told me "A user on website X posted this information and we have reason to believe it's you. Please take it down before someone picks up on it."
I had no idea what he was talking because he would flat-out refuse to say out loud what the username was. Instead, he took the time to browse to the post and point at it on-screen, made by user "Bone-Dry Glans". He apparently had asked around. He certainly did his homework...

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

im cumming !

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cupwatch 2015

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gimbal lock posted:

A long time ago and on another website, I posted something that I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't really aware of it. My boss's boss's boss found out and booked a meeting with me. Something was obviously up because why the heck was someone so high up calling a one-on-one meeting with me?

He told me "A user on website X posted this information and we have reason to believe it's you. Please take it down before someone picks up on it."
I had no idea what he was talking because he would flat-out refuse to say out loud what the username was. Instead, he took the time to browse to the post and point at it on-screen, made by user "Bone-Dry Glans". He apparently had asked around. He certainly did his homework...

This is a really good story.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Gimbal lock posted:

A long time ago and on another website, I posted something that I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't really aware of it. My boss's boss's boss found out and booked a meeting with me. Something was obviously up because why the heck was someone so high up calling a one-on-one meeting with me?

He told me "A user on website X posted this information and we have reason to believe it's you. Please take it down before someone picks up on it."
I had no idea what he was talking because he would flat-out refuse to say out loud what the username was. Instead, he took the time to browse to the post and point at it on-screen, made by user "Bone-Dry Glans". He apparently had asked around. He certainly did his homework...

Was there personally-identifiable info, or did someone think to himself "Hm, this had to come from one of our employees, who in the office might go by 'Bone-Dry Glans'?" and that train of through led them straight to you?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
why is that cup $35

is starbucks a designer cup range for the 1% now

that cup looks like it was made in hong kong for less than a dollar

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

My brother kidnapped my Hermey the Elf doll once. For reference, this is Hermey:



I discovered Hermey was missing when I came downstairs from my bedroom in the morning and discovered a ransom note along with a series of threatening photos he'd taken with his laptop's webcam and printed out. Hermey was tied to a radio with a piece of paper that said "BOMB" on it, and my brother's hand was in the picture, holding a remote-control detonator.

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

withak posted:

Was there personally-identifiable info, or did someone think to himself "Hm, this had to come from one of our employees, who in the office might go by 'Bone-Dry Glans'?" and that train of through led them straight to you?

On the company LAN, during lunch hour, during the days of peak popularity for Battlefield Vietnam. Private Bone-Dry Glans' chopper piloting skills were legendary. He escorted many an influential person. Some people knew his secret identity.

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