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but I disagree I think we gently caress the aliens all up, there's no chance they can beat us
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 lol as if we couldnt just upload a virus to ftp://mothership.local and bait one of those dumb bitch aliens to run it
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Jul 12, 2015 04:41
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assuming we can crack their wifi of course
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ROFLburger posted:
their big mistake was making the mothership mac compatible in the 90s
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Jul 12, 2015 04:42
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Mars needs moms and that's the way it's always been.
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Jul 12, 2015 04:48
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jackyl posted:but I disagree You're right OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI
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Jul 12, 2015 04:51
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if the aliens can travel millions of light years to reach earth its a safe bet they have better technology than us
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Harald posted:if the aliens can travel millions of light years to reach earth its a safe bet they have better technology than us yeah I was waiting for this argument to come out the point here isn't tech, the point is that the aliens will be gay as hell and we will gently caress them up, especially if they land basically anywhere except San Francisco or Portland or some other gay place
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A more likely scenario is that we will be the invading aliens conquering planets of barely evolved lizards and deadly poison gas.
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notZaar posted:A more likely scenario is that we will be the invading aliens conquering planets of barely evolved lizards and deadly poison gas. but enough about your mom
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Jul 12, 2015 05:24
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Yeah, right. Let's see alien fagbeams contend with pure human savagery.
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Pulp Can Move posted:Yeah, right. Let's see alien fagbeams contend with pure human savagery. yeah you understand we will gently caress those idiot bitch aliens up
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Jul 12, 2015 05:27
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jackyl posted:but enough about your mom look man im as much a fan of nonsensical mom jokes as the next guy but please at least make it funny tia
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:look man im as much a fan of nonsensical mom jokes as the next guy but please at least make it funny tia dude deadly poison gas queefs wtf how are you questions this
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Jul 12, 2015 05:30
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yeah gently caress off aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFgg3vHw6ms
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Harald posted:if the aliens can travel millions of light years to reach earth its a safe bet they have better technology than us millions of light years is intergalactic
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V is the story of, what if the Romulans from star trek decided to conquer earth? at first the own us, with their forcefields, laser guns, bulletproof cloth, and mind control and whatever. but soon after people just develop better bullets, and bigger explosives that can blast though their gay forcefields, and steal a bunch of their laser guns. the humans win ultimate victory when they decide to capture some of the aliens and do experiments on their biology. they are able to engineer a microbe that is basically anthrax to aliens but harmless to earth life, and they deploy it around the entire biosphere killing most of the aliens except a few that where on the ship and escaped lol
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Jul 12, 2015 05:54
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what if they kill us before we even figure out that they are trying to kill us?
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like i said in the other weekly alien thread, i would tell them bitchmade aliens to form two lines, one for those who want to fight, and the other for those who'll gently caress instead. spoiler alert though i'd end up loving both lines
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Borommakott posted:what if they kill us before we even figure out that they are trying to kill us? they got no chance we will gently caress them up so bad, and prove that we are the dominant species and they are gay fucjers with children's bikes and glowing fingers thy they stick in they own rear end
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wait the aliens are gay?? this changes everything
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Chainsaw axe.
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jackyl posted:yeah I was waiting for this argument to come out what if they land in europe
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Kuato posted:like i said in the other weekly alien thread, i would tell them bitchmade aliens to form two lines, one for those who want to fight, and the other for those who'll gently caress instead. The best thing to do in that case would be to get Body Count back together because they love everybody. If you're from Mars and you got a pussy, they will gently caress you.
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Parallax Scroll posted:what if they land in europe they will sperg out about scooters and also have bad dental work of course and we will still gently caress them up
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