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lol yeah let me send in an anonymous form along with thousands upon thousands of others after studies have proven that no one even reads those. lol get a Linkedin
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uh yeah my dad owns the company but i earn my paycheck ok
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Jul 12, 2015 16:52
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what kind of job are you applying for with a waiting list in the 'thousands upon thousands'?
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Jul 12, 2015 16:54
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Keep Autism Wired posted:what kind of job are you applying for with a waiting list in the 'thousands upon thousands'? I'm not. I got a Linkedin 
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Jul 12, 2015 16:56
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Not sending an application would be more useless, OP.
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Jul 12, 2015 16:57
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Not sure that you're doing wrong OP. I've had plenty of interviews come out of online applications.
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Jul 12, 2015 16:57
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:uh yeah my dad owns the company but i earn my paycheck ok same
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Jul 12, 2015 16:58
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Not sending an application would be more useless, OP. lol no. You're more likely to get a job just by laying in your own waste and never leaving than you do with an online application
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Jul 12, 2015 17:00
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Listen to your elders: skip the online application and just show up in person. Make enough of a nuisance of yourself and they will pretty much have to give you a job to get you our of their hair. Or try just jumping in and cleaning stuff up and they will realize how useful you are and hire you immediately.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:05
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withak posted:Or try just jumping in and cleaning stuff up and they will realize how useful you are and hire you immediately. the Costanza method
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Jul 12, 2015 17:07
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I've gotten jobs from applying online.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:17
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yoyodyne posted:I've gotten jobs from applying online. That's how I got my federal jobs, they're the only ones who've responded to online applications others than ones on craigslist.
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Jul 12, 2015 17:19
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every job i ever had came from a friend or family getting it for me. lol job applications are a fantasy
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Jul 12, 2015 17:28
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Nobody reads online applications, but if you put in the right buzzwords it'll probably get through their filter so you can waste your time on an interview that won't go anywhere. Paper applications are the real waste of time
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Jul 12, 2015 17:28
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Like lol who even reads poo poo printed on paper anymore
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Jul 12, 2015 17:29
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Volume posted:lol Linkedin
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Jul 12, 2015 18:03
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heads up naive goons; when you turn in the online application, you are then supposed to email your guy/girl within the company and get them to give you the job since you have completed the formality of applying hth
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Jul 12, 2015 18:04
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sorry to break your guys hearts, but unless there is a personality test that a computer really does handle first, almost every online application is viewed by an actual human. however, as you all expect, they spend virtually zero time on it so you better fill it with the right buzzwords source: its called "Human Resources" and thats a huge part of their existence is wasting time on your worthless applications and resumes
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Jul 12, 2015 18:05
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Keep Autism Wired posted:what kind of job are you applying for with a waiting list in the 'thousands upon thousands'? if it's a retail job or whatever there probably are literally hundreds of people applying for one spot
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:sorry to break your guys hearts, but unless there is a personality test that a computer really does handle first, almost every online application is viewed by an actual human. So you're not just v wasting your time but their time. Find their profile on linkedin instead
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