Haven't drank alcohol in 7 months exactly

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Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

edit: this was such a lazy and thoughtless post, please ignore.

Neukoln19 fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jul 15, 2015

# ? Jul 15, 2015 00:41

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stump collector: May 28, 2007

Alcohol is gross and i did it once

# ? Jul 15, 2015 00:48

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Fwiw op I like being sober

# ? Jul 15, 2015 00:50

Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

Redkist posted:

I've blacked out so many times in my life. It's a big change.

i drink every day

i haven't blacked out once in my life. dunno what your problem is op

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:15

Redkist: Mar 5, 2005; Fonkay fressh!

ur moms desparate and insatiable texts are my biggest day to day issue

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:31

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

Congrats op, I'm approaching 5 months myself.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

have you tried not drinking until you black out but maybe two or three drinks? it's rather nice

To someone with a drinking problem that sounds like the most pointless thing ever. It's like hearing, "have you tried not getting laid? just make out and let the girl rub your crotch over your jeans two or three times. it's rather nice"

# ? Jul 15, 2015 01:54

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Poetic Justice posted:

what if you live off only beer and frappuccinos?

Your shits will be legendary (and your anus will probably crack and peel like a sun baked desert)

# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:56

polio king: Jun 19, 2004

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Ironically, the only people who wouldn't drink any alcohol for 7 months are alcoholics.

I know it's hard to believe but not everyone drinks or has in the past.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:04

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

snocked posted:

I know it's hard to believe but not everyone drinks or has in the past.

Dorks.

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:07

Mooktastical: Jan 8, 2008

Redkist posted:

Redkist posted:
I've blacked out so many times in my life. It's a big change.

ok lmao imagine needing to post this for any reason

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:08

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

blacking out is a relatively cheap way to enjoy movies and games more than once

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:14

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Peachstapler posted:

sounds like moderation is really the problem, op. not alcohol. Real Talk.

as I ride a nice buzz I must respectfully disagree

Grant DaNasty posted:

Congrats op, I'm approaching 5 months myself.

To someone with a drinking problem that sounds like the most pointless thing ever. It's like hearing, "have you tried not getting laid? just make out and let the girl rub your crotch over your jeans two or three times. it's rather nice"

dont kinkshame man some people are just really into cuddling

# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:15