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Can anyone tell me how to get rich in Vegas? Also what I should see there..I like the MGM pony races. Any other tips & tricks appreciated. Thanks, SA! You're a bastion of knowledge!!
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Jul 16, 2015 08:43
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I hear the buffets are cheap. just eat at those all the time and you'll be rich in no time mefinks
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Jul 16, 2015 08:47
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Matey posted:I hear the buffets are cheap. just eat there all the time and you'll be rich in no time mefinks Hell no! I'm bringing turkey jerkey- turkey jerkey and vodka, that's all I need. I'm covered in the food dept. Might hit up the burger bar. Not sure. But how do I win? I heard that I should bet the pass line and max out the odds.
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Jul 16, 2015 08:47
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The longhorn on boulder highway has 2 dollar blackjack
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Jul 16, 2015 08:59
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sell drugs
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Jul 16, 2015 09:00
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son gay. so what posted:The longhorn on boulder highway has 2 dollar blackjack Thanks!
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Jul 16, 2015 09:01
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one of my favorite vegas stories is how my friends and I saw this craps table filled with a bunch of old white executive dudes. Seriously these guys looked straight out of a Halliburton boardroom. The shooter looked like Newt gingriches cousin or something. Anyway theyre really drunk adn winning big and there's a free slot so my friends dare me to bet Dont Pass on them. Well the minimum bet was like 25 bucks but whatever I went in and did it and they all groaned and threw all kinds of insults at me. Then right on cue, just beautifully the shooter craps out and the dealers clean up like no joke 5 figures of chips and they all blamed me and my minimum bet lmao One of them even called me a "cocksucker." Like, here I am a perfect stranger, right to my face. Not even in a joking way, either. How mad do you have to be to look a perfect stranger right in the eyes all call him a cocksucker? Anyway I just took my fiddy and left, and then they all left too. The moral of the story is bet Dont Pass 100% of the time gently caress the odds it makes grown men maaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Jul 16, 2015 09:16
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The real money in Vegas isn't in being a tourist, it's in catering to those tourists. They bring in way more money than they take out. So start as a cheap street-walker and work your way up to high-class escort, imo.
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Jul 16, 2015 09:26
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Rob a casino, it's where all the money is. 
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Jul 16, 2015 09:29
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kidnap penn and teller
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Jul 16, 2015 09:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIVEUEnIZjM
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Jul 16, 2015 09:44
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blainestereo posted:kidnap penn and teller Don't bother with Penn, just get Teller. He's the magician, the other guy is just his assistant/distraction. Also he's quieter and easier to transport.
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Jul 16, 2015 09:49
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Don't bother with Penn, just get Teller. all good tips, hope OP takes notes!
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Jul 16, 2015 09:52
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This is how you do it OP
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Jul 16, 2015 09:53
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Just go to one of Trump's casinos. Apparently they're just handing out money.
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Jul 16, 2015 11:31
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This is how you do it OP True. I think I may have paid several dollars for a bottle of water when the combination of desert heat and free casino cocktails hit. Also, people know how to play craps? I tried to learn before my last visit because it looks so cool and Vegas-y. I was a complete failure. I won pretty big at video poker though, so I must be white trash or an old lady.
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Jul 16, 2015 11:43
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Cession posted:one of my favorite vegas stories is how my friends and I saw this craps table filled with a bunch of old white executive dudes. Seriously these guys looked straight out of a Halliburton boardroom. The shooter looked like Newt gingriches cousin or something. The funny thing is, had you played the pass line and a few numbers those guys would've made you a couple thousand. Then Roy, the shooter would've invited you to take a helicopter ride the next day to go yachting on Tahoe where you would've met his beautiful and rich granddaughter. Right now you'd be married to a milf, living in a 2 million home, and driving your Porsche to your job as junior VP at your father-in-laws firm. But, at least you have a funny story to tell.
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Jul 16, 2015 11:57
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op are you a cop
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Jul 16, 2015 11:57
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set your LUCK to 10
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Jul 16, 2015 12:17
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Get a job at some mundane local business and wait for the history channel to make it the latest reality tv sensation.
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Jul 16, 2015 12:29
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Spend your entire trip at Slots-A-Fun.
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Jul 16, 2015 12:48
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http://www.shouselaw.com/nevada/asset-forfeiture.html
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Jul 16, 2015 13:25
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There is counting or stuff like that. But, yeah, go and watch ocean 11, that way you might get money.
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Jul 16, 2015 13:36
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Card snappers make good cash
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Jul 16, 2015 13:55
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There's a slot machine named Sphinx 3d that will definitely make you rich, trust me.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:29
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who killed the jeff davis 8?
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Jul 16, 2015 14:33
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Hire call girls and rob/kill the pimps (bring a gun). Then when you have big crew of call girls have sell water and kick back 50% to you.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:42
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a cop posted:Can anyone tell me how to get rich in Vegas? Also what I should see there..I like the MGM pony races. Any other tips & tricks appreciated. Thanks, SA! You're a bastion of knowledge!! Run down the road naked and when the cops come hide in a bush. Do that every day til the news channels come and interview "Weiner Man" and then get your own reality TV show where you make the celebrities you interview uncomfortable as you do it with your weiner out.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:45
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Have fun losing all your money in the worlds shittiest place, op
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Jul 16, 2015 14:46
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what you do is fill up empty water bottles after you drink them w/ water from the hotel bathrooms and then sell them to ppl on the street
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Jul 16, 2015 14:48
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i heard no one in vegas knows how to suck a dick op maybe you can find a market in that
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Jul 16, 2015 14:50
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Thank you..all of you.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:34
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LVMPD is actually looking for cops so if you are a cop you should apply. They pay pretty well.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:38
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Find out which hookers, card dealers and drink girls have slept with politicians and CEOs, offer to kill them and frame it on a minority homeless person for 8K a head
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Jul 16, 2015 15:41
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Put on your cop uniform and "bust" people that are winning in casinos and take their money.
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Jul 16, 2015 15:49
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Getting rich would be winning poker tournaments. Having fun would be playing blackjack and roulette
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