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"I formally bequeath my Verizon Wireless unlimited data plan to my firstborn child"
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 And they said I wouldn't be able to land this thin-
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Robo Reagan posted:more likely you would be making GBS threads your pants Not everybody freaks out during a crisis. I tend to get the fear and the shakes and all that afterward. But hey if you wanna read posts in this serious business thread as 100% sincere tough guy talk, go hog wild! In other words I wasn't kidding about the cigarette, but I was kidding about jerkin' it because I'd have already hosed your mother the night before and as everybody knows she drains a man down to the root.
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prob dont give a gently caress whatsoever? i dont think ive ever stepped onto a plane and not have been under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol...but i never flew until i was like a senior in college and just figured this was socially accepted behavior in the US and just went with it because why wouldnt u? maybe i would spend my final moments comforting someone in a far more worried state than myself because thats who i am a caring, stoned, and lonely person. attempting admittance to the control area would seem like a cool idea though...i have hundreds of hours of experience logged in FS 5.1 through FS 10 over the years, u name the airframe and location and i can prob land it...airbus (poo poo), boing (good), cessna, chicago, highway, volcano, whatever Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Sum Ting Wong. Wi Tu Lo. Ho Lee Fook. Bang Ding Ow.
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the flight has been great, cant wait to see you guys when I land . feels good to be alive today it's been so long since we where all in one place together 
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ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC
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maybe a little deadpan from the staff would lift the mood we should be arriving outside of charlottle in about 25 seconds where the temperature should be in excess of 1000 degrees we hope u enjoy ur flight and hope u chooose us the next time u decide to die Avernus posted:In other words I wasn't kidding about the cigarette, but I was kidding about jerkin' it because I'd have already hosed your mother the night before and as everybody knows she drains a man down to the root. when was the last time u could actually legally light up on a commercial flight in america? that poo poo seems even more taboo now than jacking off during sermon Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:maybe a little deadpan from the staff would lift the mood You can't. Pretty sure I could get away with a few drags before the plane slams into the ground though. I imagine my fellow passengers will have more pressing concerns than second hand smoke.
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I'd play Steve Miller Band's Jet airliner at full blast on my phone and dance up and down the aisles
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Mile high club, going DOWN!
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That's it I'm dead. -- Surinam Airways, Flight 764, June 7, 1989
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PyPy posted:Sum Ting Wong. Wi Tu Lo. Ho Lee Fook. Bang Ding Ow. That poo poo was brilliant. I really wouldn't send anything if my plane was going down. I would enjoy the ride and get ready to become a part of the cosmos again.
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Egbert Souse posted:I'd play Steve Miller Band's Jet airliner at full blast on my phone and dance up and down the aisles SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LOVE SOME PEOPLE CALL ME M--
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*calls over stewardess to make one last caramel machiatto"
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"witness me"
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Finally, a way out of this crushing tomb of a marriage.
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"gas plane ban pilot"
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Imgay *starts beating it*
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD. EVERYDAY TO THE PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND I'VE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Quick, grab the stick and steer us towards those two big square skyscrapers!
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VideoTapir posted:"witness me" 'witness!'
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Allah Ackbar Hail Satan Don't stop believin R.I.P. me
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