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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
A Xenomorph, but only a queen since I think the workers can't breed.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

kind and gentle creature, probably very good for a sex thing

Imagine four sea cucumbers at the crack of your butt...

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a dr. seuss book

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
An opaque, featureless sphere. Or maybe a cuboid.

Edit: which one is less humanoid, even? What would be the least humanoid-looking thing? Presumably, the most humanoid would be a human, but least? I have no idea how to even approach this question.

lDDQD fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 20, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

Why would I get probated by a mod for that?

If not for that I'm sure you deserve it for something.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I.N.R.I posted:

you can also say stuff that doesnt have a solid form like "air" but i dont think theres any funny answers you can give for that. lets face it , the funniest answers will probably be painful stuff like a cup full of razors or mechanical machines such as airplanes and tractors

Where am I going to get a cup full of tractors?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
stick my weenie in a bottle

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If you wanna be with me
baby there's a price to pay
stick my weenie in a bottle
gotta rub it the right way

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
a sexy robot or ghost

...can robots have ghosts?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
A byootiful lady

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


a Sex Alien from the Planet of Mars

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

VendaGoat posted:

Imagine four sea cucumbers at the crack of your butt...

schizophrenia works the same way

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
I jacked off with the cursed monkeys paw from that story. My wish came true, but now my cock+balls are all cursed and messed up

cant say i learned anything from the experience, but i got a good story for the forums. If i get enough upvotes i will post pics of my wrinkled monkey paw junk

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
a anime

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
vacuum cleaner

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
A dog or one of those miniature stallions. They seem to be the beastiality connoisseurs go to so maybe not to bad in a pinch

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
A pony!!! :3

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

Tila tequila

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

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