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she blasted a fart in my car before leaving.
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Jul 22, 2015 02:34
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Poetic Justice posted:she is extremely shallow and superficial and talks about other people (especially other girls) behind their backs nonstop and loves stupid poo poo like reality tv shows and expensive clothes/purses and anytime i go out with friends she has to come along or she gets all pissy and I pretty much hate her. We've been together for 4 years and are getting married next week! you are loving retarded
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Jul 22, 2015 02:46
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Poetic Justice posted:she is extremely shallow and superficial and talks about other people (especially other girls) behind their backs nonstop and loves stupid poo poo like reality tv shows and expensive clothes/purses and anytime i go out with friends she has to come along or she gets all pissy and I pretty much hate her. We've been together for 4 years and are getting married next week!
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Jul 22, 2015 02:49
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no issues a tire patch kit can't fix
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Jul 22, 2015 02:49
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TEAYCHES posted:you are loving retarded i think congratulations are in order, not insults . . .
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Jul 22, 2015 03:03
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She acted out a plot I saw in a tv show.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:40
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She drives me up the drat wall. The woman can cook anything so she hits me and the boys with "what do you want for dinner?" And we spaz out because there are too many choices! I don't even grill because she even grills better than me. If it wasn't for the sex I'd bring nothing to the table. That and opening jars and getting things from the top shelves...but mostly the sex.
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Jul 22, 2015 03:44
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my wife got a job where her starting pay is twice mine
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Jul 22, 2015 04:12
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I'm a wife and I'm screenshotting all of these to send to your wives and girlfriends on the secret girlmail.
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Jul 22, 2015 04:20
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poo poo now my wifes gonna know how much money i make e: well, only if she can do math. whew, safe
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Jul 22, 2015 04:21
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He can't do dishes, I don't understand it. We even have a dishwasher. But he always takes out the trash and sweeps and mops, and likes the things I cook, so I guess it balances out
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Jul 22, 2015 04:27
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When we're fighting we leave each other notes instead of talking. I left her a note that said "please wake me up at 5am, I can't be late for work" I woke up at 9am -- furious -- and found a note next to the bed that said "it's 5am -- wake up" lol
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Jul 22, 2015 04:28
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Every time I try to watch the man show on Hulu she turns into one of those tumblr feminists and starts screaching like a harpy about her drat soggy knees.
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Jul 22, 2015 05:42
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My wife is pretty cool tbh She thinks farts are hilarious
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Jul 22, 2015 05:58
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PotatoManJack posted:My wife is pretty cool tbh SHe's married to one!
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Jul 22, 2015 07:24
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay same
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Jul 22, 2015 08:34
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my wife is really nice
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Jul 22, 2015 08:35
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i love both my wife and my girlfriend
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Jul 22, 2015 08:39
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i love
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Jul 22, 2015 10:51
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Frostwerks posted:i love both my wife and my girlfriend
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ghlbtsk posted:When we're fighting we leave each other notes instead of talking. are you 5th graders
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