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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
if you could send out duplicates of yourself, how many would you let loose into the wild?

alternate situation: what if each duplicate is slightly dumber than the last?

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
as many as could fit into your mom at once, op (approaching infinity)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

just one to gently caress

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

as many as could fit into your mom at once, op (approaching infinity)

LOL rekt

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
im gay

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojL96_3jOs

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
this thred has no beli butn

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Zero because I know any clone of me would try to usurp me.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
QUESTION: would it be gay to have sex w my clone? I am asking on behalf of my clone and me

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

as many as could fit into your mom at once, op (approaching infinity)

Some of your clones might not be so understanding and bash your skull in, it's not a perfect system

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

QUESTION: would it be gay to have sex w my clone? I am asking on behalf of my clone and me

yes but its ok to be gay

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

yes but its ok to be gay

no it'd be masturbation :q:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

TEAYCHES posted:

yes but its ok to be gay

Of course, nothing wrong w that. I am merely asking so that I can optimize my tax return.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
just enough to form a cabal

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
You probably could have gay sex with your clones, yes

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TwoFire posted:

no it'd be masturbation :q:

no, because masturbation specifically refers to jerking yourself off - the moment you make a clone your identities diverge, they arent a mirror, but rather become their own person relative from their view. if you gently caress your clone, that is definitely gay

*mic drop*

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

QUESTION: would it be gay to have sex w my clone? I am asking on behalf of my clone and me

Only if you want poo willy

(unless u make the clones so they dont poo)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i like softball but am too much of an autist to have friends so possibly around 15 so i could field a softball team. i probably couldn't stand myself though so the team would dissolve pretty quickly.

another possibility is to take out a huge life insurance policy, clone myself and murder him (I would take GREAT satisfaction in this FYI), and reap the benefits.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Murdering yourself for insurance money and ghosting is pretty fuckin metal

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Just the one. But I'd focus on quality over quantity and make the clone better than me in every way.

Then I can die without letting down any of the idiots who rely on me.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

no, because masturbation specifically refers to jerking yourself off - the moment you make a clone your identities diverge, they arent a mirror, but rather become their own person relative from their view. if you gently caress your clone, that is definitely gay

*mic drop*

what world do you live in that masturbation means only touching yourself?

oh right, gbs.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

down n out posted:

Some of your clones might not be so understanding and bash your skull in, it's not a perfect system

i never said i would be there banging your mom with them

thats gross dude id prob get a disease even if the clones didnt ravage my bhole in a fit of clone-rage

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TwoFire posted:

what world do you live in that masturbation means only touching yourself?

oh right, gbs.

um how would you define masturbation

when im doin it with a strapping lad its called a handjob or frottage

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

um how would you define masturbation

when im doin it with a strapping lad its called a handjob or frottage

when I'm doing it to strapping young lad, its 90s as gently caress :confused:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

TEAYCHES posted:

doin it with a strapping lad

but they would be clones of you

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

but they would be clones of you

im very handsome and long haired irl, im pretty and strong

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
lmao

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

TEAYCHES posted:

im very handsome and long haired irl, im pretty and strong

alright man i lol'd but lets cut out the fakeposting here i wanted to discuss this issue for real

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

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