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gently caress the ROW posted:I'm more interested in the boat, is that part of the 50% thing youre talking about or just a regular seperate boat Whoops, meant to say I am not in the fundamental analysis boat. I live by the probabilities.
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Leon Einstein posted:50% chance you make exactly a penny is not basic investment theory. esn2500 posted:That's the definition of probability of profit my uneducated friend.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:15 |
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This is why you buy gold and silver instead
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:16 |
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I put a portion of my income into a mutual fund. Am I not doing this right?
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:18 |
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dr_rat posted:I am Donald Trump. How in the BLUE gently caress, do you bankrupt a business designed, by its very loving nature, to always make money?
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VendaGoat posted:How in the BLUE gently caress, do you bankrupt a business designed, by its very loving nature, to always make money? multiple times lol
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VendaGoat posted:How in the BLUE gently caress, do you bankrupt a business designed, by its very loving nature, to always make money? Minorities are lesser people and soldiers who get tortured are cowards. Also everyone but me is a stupid JERK! Buy my stuff. Next question! edit: Haha,look what I just did. I'm awesome. Donald Trump reveals Republican rival Lindsey Graham's phone number on TV dr_rat fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jul 22, 2015 |
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i bought some bitcoins right before the greek bailout referendum and sold them as few days later at a 20% profit. lol if you invest in the stock market and expect to make money
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:32 |
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American Association of Poop Lovers lol
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:56 |
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The Goatfather posted:i bought some bitcoins right before the greek bailout referendum and sold them as few days later at a 20% profit. lol if you invest in the stock market and expect to make money had what was like $15 worth of bitcoin on the silk road suddenly be worth enough for a quad free weed thanks greeks
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Moridin920 posted:In general, every trade has a 50% chance of working out (meaning you made some profit). Hahaha. Always take financial advice from SA imo
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Hahaha. well yeah obv don't just buy poo poo at random thinking you're going to make money. also 'some profit' here means at least a penny. generally a stock fluctuates up and down it doesn't just dive in a particular direction unless some big event has happened. it's just a way to describe the fact that sometimes people make money through just dumb luck and think their particular strategy has any merit when it doesn't
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The Goatfather posted:i bought some bitcoins right before the greek bailout referendum and sold them as few days later at a 20% profit. lol if you invest in the stock market and expect to make money Eagerly awaiting seeing this post on the goons_txt twitter account.
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# ? Jul 22, 2015 21:03 |
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Lol a bunch of stupid rear end idiots saying that apple stocks won't make me any money, and a bunch of stupid dads who want me to invest in a vangard fund and make bitchmade level profits. The biggest buy indicator of all is when goons say not to. YOLO
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 01:46 |
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lol if you sell Apple Stock hodl always
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 01:48 |
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Has samsung taken a hit?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:26 |
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Alan Smithee posted:lol if you sell Apple Stock
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VendaGoat posted:That will be your life savings sir and/or madam. if you ahd the choice of an ipad air 2 or 1 apple stock, which would you take?
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notZaar posted:What's the difference between stock market investing and Vegas style gambling? Lots.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:40 |
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lolling at noobs who put their faith in stock picking instead of doing index investing .
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notZaar posted:What's the difference between stock market investing and Vegas style gambling? getting inside tips means you go to club fed in vegas you go to the backroom and get your stomach punched by eyetalian goombahs
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:52 |
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lmao might as well buy lottery tickets!!
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:58 |
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i need to invest in my overdraft first
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lmao
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WhyteRyce posted:Investors go gaga over what is crazy and new not a boring company that prints money releasing the same or similar stuff pretty much the most accurate post in this thread
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Moridin920 posted:well yeah obv don't just buy poo poo at random thinking you're going to make money. also 'some profit' here means at least a penny. generally a stock fluctuates up and down it doesn't just dive in a particular direction unless some big event has happened. literally investing at random is usually pretty close to picking stocks
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 10:56 |
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lol if you don't have at least some of your estate in index/mutual funds
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i invest everything into ammunition and canned goods. i will be king poo poo in the coming post-apocalypse
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 11:12 |
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"Bitcoins will be worth millions per coin!" -guy selling his bitcoins
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 11:19 |
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Trade options you fuckin scrubs
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Why is their stock symbol AAPL? Apple only has one A in it. so they are at teh top of the list alphabetically, duh
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