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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
seriously it's no contest, evan stone is just tremendous



cooler than polar bear poo poo

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I havent watched it yet but the dude who play porno Larry David in This Aint Curb Your ENthusiasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aayXxbF-3c



lol

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Gatekeeper posted:

seriously it's no contest, evan stone is just tremendous



cooler than polar bear poo poo

Seconded.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Gatekeeper posted:

seriously it's no contest, evan stone is just tremendous



cooler than polar bear poo poo

It was his role as the Riddler in the Batman: An XXX Parody that completely sealed the deal for me. That laugh while he bones Batgirl from behind... Just done

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
https://youtu.be/rDJ5tCF3VVE

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

Franken dick dude. It looks like a horse cock, but smaller, (i know what horse cock looks like, ok!)

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Alan Smithee posted:

I havent watched it yet but the dude who play porno Larry David in This Aint Curb Your ENthusiasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aayXxbF-3c



lol

frankly, that title really kills the illusion

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Saw a black guy who always wears knee pads. I like him because it's obviously just a job to him and he's probably past his prime.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I may be showing my age, but I appreciate the performances of Peter North.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jul 23, 2015

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
fat guy in corn porn

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



That hairy bear that gets posted often

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Kuato posted:

Saw a black guy who always wears knee pads. I like him because it's obviously just a job to him and he's probably past his prime.

That's Prince Yashua

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the old dude who facefucks young girls and makes them cry and then commits tax fraud and goes to jail

dude owned

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Mandingo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

I've met Ron Jeremy twice and he's pretty awesome/sweet guy but seriously looks like he should smell like bacon and wet dog now.

That being said, Evan Stone is my fav. I wanna shake his hand and buy him a beer

its like you people have never met a middle aged italian before its like that pic of the asian women that suddenly turn in to wind waker grandma

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Which is the one with the big cock?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

RaceBannon posted:

Which is the one with the big cock?

not you

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He has hotdog colored skin and a dong with a sharp upward curve. You know the one.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

do you know this thing where your porn star name is like the name of your pet and the name of your favorite food or a street or i dont quite remember frankly but my porn star name is "op is a human being"

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The guy with the dirty wizard beard who mysteriously appears in the background anytime more than five men gather to bang a chick. Who are you gangbang wizard and what is the secret of your magics?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Moon Atari posted:

The guy with the dirty wizard beard who mysteriously appears in the background anytime more than five men gather to bang a chick. Who are you gangbang wizard and what is the secret of your magics?

him?
http://i.imgur.com/0uyGj.gif
Its nsfw you retards

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010


Thats the guy, but usually its impossible to get a focused shot of him on camera, like bigfoot or ufos.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

It was his role as the Riddler in the Batman: An XXX Parody that completely sealed the deal for me. That laugh while he bones Batgirl from behind... Just done

ooh never saw it, gotta check it out. dude has so much fun with all his roles, sometimes I watch those "Pirates" movies and skip the fuckscenes just to hear him talk about hunting pirates with a big grin on his cool face

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That guy who holds the camera, never shows his face, and manages to show as little of his own body as is possible. Godspeed sir.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Gatekeeper posted:

seriously it's no contest, evan stone is just tremendous



cooler than polar bear poo poo

I enjoyed his performance in a star wars parody when he was trying not have sex with a blue alien chick and it just kept on happening. He had a nuanced expression of defeat, resignation and confusion.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Christopher Lee

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Carver Crisis posted:

Manuel Ferrara? that guy owns

Is that the guy with the weird bump on his shaft?

E;fb My favorite is the guy that looks like Aaron Eckhart with long hair and hilarious lines.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jul 23, 2015

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
The professional Jean Luc Picard impersonator they got for one of the Star Trek porn parodies who wouldn't have sex with anyone because he was too professional

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
As long as his dick fits all the way in don't care. I'm not believing you're having a good time focusing on making sure your horse dick doesnt go more than half way because her vaginal canal is only six inches long

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

ded posted:

not you

Jokes on you, I just clicked on one of those Ron Jeremy "make your dick bigger" ads.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I love Dick Nasty, he's just a dirty old English man who came to America seeking nicer weather, better food, and hotter women and as far as I know that's just the life he lives

(in reality he's probably constantly looking down the bottom of a bottle and popping pills like candy)

also he has a weird looking chode like dick

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The one who found out he had aids and just kept working and infecting women for another couple years afterwards.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
james deen is a pussymancer and is pretty fun to watch

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