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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
"...but I'm not naming names."

http://wkbn.com/2015/07/23/leavittsburg-fire-spreads-from-garages-to-nearby-houses-family-suspects-arson/

quote:

“It was cause of my cousin and I don’t want to mention no names,” Heather Tenney said. “He is mad because he can’t get with me. I am married to my husband.”

Ahhh, Youngstown...never change. :allears:

ShaqDiesel fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Jul 24, 2015

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

quote:

“It was cause of my cousin and I don’t want to mention no names,” Heather Tenney said. “He is mad because he can’t get with me. I am married to my husband

lol indeed

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
I laughed for like 5mins straight at the thread title, thanks op

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Robbie Fowler posted:

I laughed for like 5mins straight at the thread title, thanks op

And that was without knowing the incest angle. It's great on so many levels!

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
O

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
H

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
O

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Alabama Man moved to Ohio?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I love how it is sort of implied that if she wasn't married she would be loving her cousin.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
she probably has lots of cousins

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

She probably has lots of cousins that everyone knows want to gently caress her.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
when youve got it, youve got it

not her fault

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
They won't stop playing that loving sound clip on the radio station I am forced to listen to at work.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Windows 98 posted:

They won't stop playing that loving sound clip on the radio station I am forced to listen to at work.

Where do you work?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Demonachizer posted:

Where do you work?

Hopefully making license plates in a prison.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

she probably has lots of cousins

My first reaction to this story was how she implicated her cousin on tv but, you're right, the whole town is her cousin so the police probably are no closer to solving this one.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Her current husband is probably another cousin

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cousin, more like, uh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

more like

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cousin, more like housin... flames HA HA HA HA i kill me some time

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

quote:

“The first thing that popped into my mind is it’s all gone, everything I have worked for, everything I had that was precious to me was in that garage,” Dennis Tenney said.

"My baseball cards, my pornos, my fishing trophies, my meth lab...I'm sorry, I need a minute," Dennis Tenney said, with a lump in his throat and his eyes welling up.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

s

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Police gotta spend all day rounding up cousins.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Joust posted:

Police gotta spend all day rounding up cousins.

ha ha, more like dozens, dozens of cousins, ha ha ha

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
what if all her cousins are police

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Robo Reagan posted:

what if all her cousins are police

welcome to ohio

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

go blue!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
but what if she wasnt married to her husband

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I bet at family gatherings it's akin to how Cowboys chase and rope up a pig but instead it's a bunch of cousins trying to be the first one to stick their dick in her.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
I am the titular cousin btw. Bitch thinks she's too good for ol' Darryl? How bout a little fahr you ice queen?

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