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"I'm not really John the Baptist. I was possessed by demons." https://johnthewitness.wordpress.com/page/12/ this is either some next level trolling or the ravings of a schizophrenic lunatic, but apparently demons gave this man the ability to decipher warnings of upcoming false flag attacks by analyzing episodes of the simpsons, tim burton movies (mars attacks and batman returns), beavis and butthead, and even naked gun. its a shame he couldn't save nicole brown and ron goldman. oh or 9/11.
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poo poo's crazy yo
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Jul 24, 2015 21:55
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I suppose you watch it for the jokes? 
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Jul 24, 2015 21:57
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I suppose you watch it for the jokes? why could he not predict that the simpsons would suck after season eight, cause i did and demons never infested my rear end
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brainsforbrains posted:why could he not predict that the simpsons would suck after season eight, cause i did and demons never infested my rear end Because it was only after he demons fled his butt that he got his powers of divination.
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Jul 24, 2015 22:09
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Because it was only after he demons fled his butt that he got his powers of divination. bazazel pulled out and suddenly i saw everything so clearly
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Jul 24, 2015 22:20
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brainsforbrains posted:this is either some next level trolling or the ravings of a schizophrenic lunatic It's the second one.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:45
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Everything I needed to know about 911 I learned from the Simpsons.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:10
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Dr Hubbard or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Simpsons
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Jul 25, 2015 01:12
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You somehow managed to find a crazy person on the internet of all places, good work.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:12
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Once when I was ten I ground Final Fantasy 1 for so long that I started thinking I could see the purpleish outlines of monsters on the overworld map running around and when I collided with them a fight would start. Of course it's just an RNG that counts down for each step. Honestly it's been downhill since then.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:13
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fascinating
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Jul 25, 2015 01:16
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Silver swords require killing a lot of orcs and creeps in that one loving field to the east of elftown, gently caress you Nintendo Power, why didn't you tell me about the map error with the trolls north east of that pirate town and savescumming with a tent. Also for recommending that Fighter Black belt White massage Black mage party, three fighters and a red mage 4 lyfe, black mage suuuuks white mage sucks, black belt clsuckss
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Jul 25, 2015 01:23
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any flag that aint the American flag is a false flag mother fucker
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Jul 25, 2015 01:34
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Jul 25, 2015 01:41
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I'm part of a secret organisation whose mission is to use images placed everywhere to convince yutzes of our existence.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:55
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Homer Simpson doh'ed 9/11
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Jul 25, 2015 02:08
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quote:We know that New Age (Satanic) propaganda implies that Satan will carry out a false flag alien invasion before the “real” one (the second alien invasion will be a fake as well because it will be demons posing as Nordic aliens arriving to earth with the counterfeit Jesus). 
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Jul 25, 2015 02:10
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Dudes got demons, that's for drat sure
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Jul 25, 2015 02:19
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You can tell if it's the real Jesus by holding him up to the light and checking his watermark.
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Jul 25, 2015 02:19
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Counterfeit demons are gonna gently caress the eiffel tower up something fierce
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Jul 25, 2015 02:36
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i thought helldumping wasn't allowed
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Jul 25, 2015 02:48
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hosed up if true.
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