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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

the i don't care about civilian death photoshop filter

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
wheres the flightstick

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Ka0 posted:

all going according to keikaku

Translator's Note: keikaku means plan

stremph
May 22, 2001
Forum Veteran
Yale
Chief of Staff
Secretary of Defense
Vice President

Seems okay. I wrote him in when I voted in 2008.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Fojar38 posted:

shouldnt the vice president have a better source of information on an attack on the united states than abc news

Any extra Super Secret reporting is going to come in the form an occasional written report. So what amounts to a live feed with people reporting from the immediate area is actually pretty useful.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Coolness Averted posted:

Translator's Note: keikaku means plan

well crap all this time I thought keikaku meant Jim

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
So when does he get fingers that shoot lightning and a long robe?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
It would suck to have fingers that shoot a long robe because then you'd be a permanent employee at Michael's

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Fojar38 posted:

shouldnt the vice president have a better source of information on an attack on the united states than abc news

From who? A squad of government news broadcasters that can teleport anywhere in the country and immediately beam back live video that somehow captures something better than trained news professionals already on the scene? It's not loving Star Trek where they hear about the attack and then go "Pull up New York on the viewscreen. Show me what's happening."

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

David Copperfield posted:

wheres the flightstick

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
their sacrifice will not be in vain, it will provide the necessary impetus to go to war and write a big check to halliburton

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

From who? A squad of government news broadcasters that can teleport anywhere in the country and immediately beam back live video that somehow captures something better than trained news professionals already on the scene? It's not loving Star Trek where they hear about the attack and then go "Pull up New York on the viewscreen. Show me what's happening."

better just keep reading/my foot on the desk this problem will work its self out

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
why is there a box of tissues there when the man is clearly incapable of excreting tears

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Doctor J Off posted:

its because 911 was a hoax. never happened. the twin towers are in fact still standing, and i imagine that one day this whole situation will be a textbook case of mass psychosis

if u visit ground zero today they say you can still hear the jumpers screaming and splattering on the ground, as if the towers still stood and burned...

2 spooky for me to check out though

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

cram me sideways posted:

why is there a box of tissues there when the man is clearly incapable of excreting tears

You know why.

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006
But I thought bush was the one who Did 9/11

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

cram me sideways posted:

why is there a box of tissues there when the man is clearly incapable of excreting tears

Saliva

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Ka0 posted:

all going according to keikaku

Came here to post this

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
what the heck uis a 9/11

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Not gonna lie, that's a pretty tight phone.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
what a lovely looking tv, why do they have 80s televisions at the wh

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
I look forward to hearing the truthers I know fit these images into their world view.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

what a lovely looking tv, why do they have 80s televisions at the wh

Dude this was like fifteen years ago

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'm not saying I'd like another 9/11, but it was very interesting

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