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when i was around 7 and my brother around 4, playing in a park he found a $20 bill and got to spend it on wtf ever, hella jealous when i was around 18-19 spent a hot summer day with friends none of us getting laid, all of us sober, one friend found a 1/2 baggie on the sidewalk of my gd apartments and we got blazed when i was around 18-19 me and some friends ended up at some girl's parent's house that her and her cute friends were tweaking at while parents were away one girl says "someone come upstairs and play cards with me" my v. ugly friend (the same 1 who found the sack above) goes up there for hours and later said he'd been giving her the rod the whole time when i was around 25 was real into working out and running and esp. while stoned but had bit a months-long dry-spell on that, I finished a run before work, noticed something weird under my tire, backed off, it was a wood pipe with a swiveling bowl cover over a big bowl just packed full not even hit. feeling awesome all day
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I ordered a 20 piece at McDonald's yesterday... BAM! Got 21 instead1 Free nugget bitches.
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Jul 25, 2015 06:32
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One time a woman put her mouth on my penis.
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Jul 25, 2015 06:33
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Moon Atari posted:One time a woman put her mouth on my penis.
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Jul 25, 2015 06:34
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Zen Dudeism posted:I ordered a 20 piece at McDonald's yesterday... BAM! Got 21 instead1 forgot to put in op but just reminded me of the time i ordered 12 strips at church's for the squad and got like 14 (sry to so-hugely alpha your moment like that)
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Jul 25, 2015 06:36
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Not dead yet. So pretty lucky.
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Jul 25, 2015 06:37
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I went to JCW's and ordered a combo meal and they were like our registers are down its free and i was like i have cash and they were like nah dont worry about it. EDIT: They did this for 3 other people that ordered food before and after me so i fulfill both requirements the thread requested iSheep fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jul 25, 2015 |
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Jul 25, 2015 06:40
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unloading a van in a loading bay and it switched from park to drive somehow and drove itself into the loading bay without me in it. i managed to run around and jump in the cabin and stop it but not before it swept together a bunch of pallets strewn all over the ground and trapped a guys foot crushing it badly enough he got a bunch of time off work to watch dvds. when i jumped in the cabin i had to squeeze between about a 2 foot gap between the door and a pillar and nearly got crushed. nobody got killed and i didnt get fired bc i never told my boss and the supermarket never did anything about it.
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Jul 25, 2015 06:55
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a tree fell on me and i didnt die
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Jul 25, 2015 07:22
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I have a job
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Jul 25, 2015 07:25
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got 1982 Subaru Brat fired from his job luckiest day of my life, not having to work with that retard anymore, he shits all over the seat in the bathroom who does that
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Jul 25, 2015 07:38
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i won an election in tropico 5 by just one vote
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Jul 25, 2015 07:47
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ceebee posted:got 1982 Subaru Brat fired from his job why did you fire a cool car
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Jul 25, 2015 08:20
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I've had more lucks than I deserve  I just hope I don't run out before checkout time.
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Jul 25, 2015 08:23
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my coworker was supposed to be in the plane that went down in Alaska earlier this summer but got switched to a later flight at the last minute
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Jul 25, 2015 08:25
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i dropped a gram of really good bud on a popular hiking trail and came back a week later and the bag was still on the middle of the trail, sealed and not blown away or rained on or ruined or stolen or smoked
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I was about to cross the road, and I looked the wrong way 'cos I'm not from around here (these days I look both ways), and a homeless man pushed me back and a truck passed by right in front of my face, I would have been killed if he hadn't done it. He said "COMIN ROUND THE CORNER LIKE A KILLER WHALE!"
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Jul 25, 2015 10:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08B_lBUL0E
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Jul 25, 2015 10:31
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got my iphone screen replaced but they hosed it up or something and replaced the whole thing instead, for the cost of the screen rather than charging the full replacement fee. thapple
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Jul 25, 2015 11:27
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One of my friends stole like 2 grand out of his parents safe at the gas station they owned. He was then handing out 20 dollar bills to all the kids at school at random. Went to the mall for lunch that day. Somehow no one got in any trouble at all for this.
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Jul 25, 2015 11:43
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I was born in the USA as a white male, celestial lottery right there
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VikingSkull posted:I was born in the USA as a white male, celestial lottery right there same, only I'm not a dick about it
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Jul 25, 2015 12:25
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VikingSkull posted:I was born in the USA as a white male, celestial lottery right there This, but instead in an actual good country that doesn't leave its people to die when they break a toe..
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Jul 25, 2015 14:14
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One time I asked a girl over. I got lucky.
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Jul 25, 2015 14:20
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Zen Dudeism posted:I ordered a 20 piece at McDonald's yesterday... BAM! Got 21 instead1 Oh man that's great!
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Jul 25, 2015 14:24
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myself and a friend won a game of Battlefield with a score of 0-1. We were flying around in a chopper waiting to lose.
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Jul 25, 2015 15:13
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I found a 20 in the parking lot leaving work yesterday,OP.
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Jul 25, 2015 15:16
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I always feel real lucky whenever I go a day not seeing the OP post.
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Jul 25, 2015 15:17
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I was a passenger in a Chevy Lumina and didn't get decapitated as a taut steel cable was somehow deflected by the windshield. I saw a 2nd grader bolt into the road as the crosswalk light turned green, oblivious to a motorist. Lucky for the kid and driver, he only did a 180 cartwheel off the hood and cushioned his fall with his face and supple spine and survived.
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Jul 25, 2015 16:23
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A guy I broke up with beat his next girlfriend to death with a hammer. I have flown hundreds of times and never been sat next to a baby. Despite an extremely reckless youth I am alive and std free. I got bit in the face by a dog and you can't see the scar.
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Jul 25, 2015 17:22
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I was walking down the sidewalk and I found a $100 bill, it was pretty awesome. Also the other day I got a letter from the court in another city that I rarely go to and I was like gently caress I'm getting sued or something, this can't be good and I opened it up and it just said we were auditing our systems and we found out we owe you $331 from a dismissed traffic ticket from 10 years ago, can we send the money to this address? That was pretty cool, I got the check yesterday.
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Vin BioEthanol posted:when i was around 7 and my brother around 4, playing in a park he found a $20 bill and got to spend it on wtf ever, hella jealous You equate free drugs with good fortune. What have you accomplished in your life? Do you have a job? Did you go to college?
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