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I will instead immediately invest in every lovely loving idea my dumb family members have, up to and including ninth cousins thrice removed I didn't know existed until they hit me up for a business opportunity. Make them wait a year or two so they can be funded off the interest so I'm not totally hosed if they fail? HA, yeah right.
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Bitcoins, op
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bloodysabbath posted:I will instead immediately invest in every lovely loving idea my dumb family members have, up to and including ninth cousins thrice removed I didn't know existed until they hit me up for a business opportunity. yeah you just discovered investing, wow
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Jul 25, 2015 11:58
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If I won the lottery I'd probably just buy a nice lil mcmansion and live off the interest.
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bloodysabbath posted:I will instead immediately invest in every lovely loving idea my dumb family members have, up to and including ninth cousins thrice removed I didn't know existed until they hit me up for a business opportunity. great thanks for sharing this is a subject i care a lot about
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Jul 25, 2015 12:02
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I will die face first in a pile of cocaine, surrounded by escorts, porn stars and a cardboard cut out of Mel Gibson.
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Jul 25, 2015 12:11
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I would spend my money exclusively on dumb poo poo designed to make weird news articles and urban legends, like leaving a giant bronze depiction of goatse on the steps of parliament or hiring fading celebrities to perform strange stunts. I don't value money but I do value further damaging the illusion that the world makes sense.
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Jul 25, 2015 12:17
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id buy one of those fancy refridgerators that dispense ice
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Jul 25, 2015 12:35
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Enfield posted:id buy one of those fancy refridgerators that dispense ice You'd still look like a poor. Get a few of these instead: http://amzn.com/B0057PAFVM
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Jul 25, 2015 12:46
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I would buy the love of a moderately attractive woman and the respect of my friends and family.
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Jul 25, 2015 12:52
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Turmoil posted:You'd still look like a poor. mad ice nugs
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Jul 25, 2015 12:53
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I'd buy a bicycle.
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Enfield posted:id buy one of those fancy refridgerators that dispense ice I rented a place with one of those once, my roommate was hosting some party and someone used it and chunks of frozen meat shot out. I guess somebody's freezer meat slid in there. I too would buy a bicycle because someone stole mine.
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Jul 25, 2015 14:17
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i could win a couple hundred million bucks and stuff it all into your mom and have space left over
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Jul 25, 2015 14:54
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id blow all the money fedexing boxes of poo poo everywhere
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amityville anus posted:id blow all the money fedexing boxes of poo poo everywhere hahaha dude, let me be *perfectly clear* hahaha, your posts don't take up nearly that much space hahahahaha
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Jul 25, 2015 15:31
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I'd buy a fridge with a glass door and I'd stock it with glass soda bottles, and every time I'd open it the bottles would rattle and I'd smile with satisfaction and read my three million dollar electric bill.
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Jul 25, 2015 16:17
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goodbye rear end pennies.... hello rear end nickels, dimes, quarters, euros, pesos, yen, dong, rand... taking it international
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Jul 25, 2015 16:21
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Frostwerks posted:hahaha dude, let me be *perfectly clear* hahaha, your posts don't take up nearly that much space hahahahaha brevity is poo poo
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John Denver Hoxha posted:goodbye rear end pennies.... hello rear end nickels, dimes, quarters, euros, pesos, yen, dong, rand... taking it international rear end krugerrands
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Jul 25, 2015 16:42
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I don't know what index funds are, but after op have been shamed into learning more
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Kuato posted:I don't know what index funds are, but after op have been shamed into learning more imagine if you could do investing without worry about hot stock picking tips.
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Jul 25, 2015 17:43
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Invest it in a trust that you run but technically out of your hands. Then when all your idiot cousins come by with lovely business ideas, you can say you gave it all away to charity. 
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Jul 25, 2015 23:13
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lol if you take the lump sum
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Kuato posted:I don't know what index funds are, but after op have been shamed into learning more
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I rented a place with one of those once, my roommate was hosting some party and someone used it and chunks of frozen meat shot out. I guess somebody's freezer meat slid in there. I have one that no longer works. A while back I was putting groceries away, and put a loaf of frozen Cole's Zesty Garlic Bread in there, and a few minutes later heard a long and loud crinkling sound, followed by several minutes of low "thunking" noises. I couldn't find the source and later that night I opened the freezer and the loaf was sitting there without it's crinkly plastic wrapper. Apparently the corner of the wrapper had been resting atop the ice maker, so when it's little arm turned to break ice down into the reservoir, it pulled the whole wrapper off and wrapped it around all the inner workings of the ice maker. I've just never bothered to fix it.
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Moon Atari posted:I would spend my money exclusively on dumb poo poo designed to make weird news articles and urban legends, like leaving a giant bronze depiction of goatse on the steps of parliament or hiring fading celebrities to perform strange stunts. I don't value money but I do value further damaging the illusion that the world makes sense. It's pissing me off you keep posting stuff I agree with. Who are you? Why are you posting stuff that makes sense to me?
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criscodisco posted:I have one that no longer works. A while back I was putting groceries away, and put a loaf of frozen Cole's Zesty Garlic Bread in there, and a few minutes later heard a long and loud crinkling sound, followed by several minutes of low "thunking" noises. I couldn't find the source and later that night I opened the freezer and the loaf was sitting there without it's crinkly plastic wrapper. lmao ur ice maker was hungry
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Jul 26, 2015 06:41
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Index Funds is a weird name for a hooker or drug dealer. Which is where all my lottery money would go.
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Jul 26, 2015 06:41
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I would move to a third world country and have a harem of hb9.5 whores
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id invest IN WEED
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