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Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

make up your mind human being

poo poo no im too busy holdin my katnaya to make food

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

there but a beverage distributor I go

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
sry too busy havin a real job smashin communsium to post too often

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

full sugar soda and marlboro reds. great.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
g-d i love my job desrtoying the soviets

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

g-d i love my job desrtoying the soviets



Jackie Chan has nothing on this chick!

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Jackie Chan has nothing on this chick!

too busy smashing cans while posting to think of a no nothing azian

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
me, praying to slender dad to imbue my posts with suicide ideation to its readers:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

carrion kit posted:

me, praying to slender dad to imbue my posts with suicide ideation to its readers:



POST THIS ON REDDIT AND GET ALL THE UPVOTES

e: poo poo sry caps lock was on i didnt even realize

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Rickycat posted:

POST THIS ON REDDIT AND GET ALL THE UPVOTES

e: poo poo sry caps lock was on i didnt even realize

i dont' hagve an account there (still enjoy having a dick)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

too busy smashing cans while posting to think of a no nothing azian



What Jackie Chan could have smashed those cans.


Not talking about the aluminum

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
alli i can think of is the object crunching beneath my heaving silicone bossoms. as it contracts i let out a sigh of ecstacy. mmm yeah it's like crunching the oppresion obama has enacted against us int he past 8 years. god as it crumples i just hear his regime crumple against my power. my might. my breasts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

alli i can think of is the object crunching beneath my heaving silicone bossoms. as it contracts i let out a sigh of ecstacy. mmm yeah it's like crunching the oppresion obama has enacted against us int he past 8 years. god as it crumples i just hear his regime crumple against my power. my might. my breasts



ouch!

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

its fucken ecstacy its bliss jeez i just love the feel of my heaving bossoms smashing into things its mindblowing i really touch god

but then there are times my puppies need a break when i post



i mean ytou know how it is

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
DONT GET ME WRONG THO

after i take my nice respit i continue to post to gbs with breasts in tow ready to take on anything



that was me when i first started posting on this forum. i really had my technique down and i've been tryin to perfect it ever since

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

I think anyone who knows anything about me knows this is an actual photo of me posting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

its fucken ecstacy its bliss jeez i just love the feel of my heaving bossoms smashing into things its mindblowing i really touch god

but then there are times my puppies need a break when i post



i mean ytou know how it is

how does that not hurt?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how does that not hurt?

i take a few days to relax

some pilaties

eat non-gmo foods, like a paleo diet

but ultimately i go back to what i love

and that is smashing things with my breasts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

i take a few days to relax

some pilaties

eat non-gmo foods, like a paleo diet

but ultimately i go back to what i love

and that is smashing things with my breasts



tits are bags of sand, eh?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

tits are bags of sand, eh?

look...


.....


sometimes you gotta like... take a break

...from smashing


.........sometimes it takes

...like


more than one try


........im not perfect


....never said i was


..but....i keep on smashing


....even if the first time is a failure


.......i hope i inspire all boobs out there



....peace be to you



criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Was she on botched because her titties got all hosed up from Gallaghering poo poo?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

look...


.....


sometimes you gotta like... take a break

...from smashing


.........sometimes it takes

...like


more than one try


........im not perfect


....never said i was


..but....i keep on smashing


....even if the first time is a failure


.......i hope i inspire all boobs out there



....peace be to you





lol, I think I heard that live. It was one of the last things WYSP did.

Stop being so mean to your titties

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
unfortunately i fibbed on when i was posting

those were fond memories of what my titties could do

god i had good times

but alas we all age

took this a few days ago i figure id censor it because its depressing

yeah my smashing days are behind me



now i enjoy swimming gossipign and euchre at the home

the doc says i still have quite a few good years left but i will always remember the can crunch and the board smash and the watermelon split

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord







:captainpop:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

never seen your mom naked before?

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sfjn

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gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
im the boob and watermelon is the forums

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

gbaby posted:

im the boob and watermelon is the forums


pls dont doxx me unless its in a positive manner

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Rickycat posted:

pls dont doxx me unless its in a positive manner

lol

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Mar 5, 2013

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