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something between "balding schizo shut in seeking new mother" and "tall med student with sharp wit who is sparkling conversationalist" thanks friends hope everyone is doing okay
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i'm gay.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:53
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Whirlwind Jones posted:i'm gay. No that's for grindr
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Jul 27, 2015 20:54
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looking for cuddles and cummies
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Jul 27, 2015 20:54
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I want to be slapped during sex and I want you to be wearing an adult diaper
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runs well, need new sex drive, $1,500 O/B/O
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Jul 27, 2015 20:56
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Social security number, personal address, penis size is what most normies (normal people) go with. Hth.
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Jul 27, 2015 20:56
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"If youre just looking to hook up, please, swipe left" unironically works well
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Jul 27, 2015 20:57
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"Looking for that special someone to fish hook"
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Jul 27, 2015 20:57
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I want to put "weird in a healthy way" or "into weird poo poo" like movies and music and art...but that poo poo is weird I just started this today what should I expect?
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Jul 27, 2015 20:59
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copy/paste e/n trainwreck
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Jul 27, 2015 20:59
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two words: rear end PUSSY 
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Jul 27, 2015 21:00
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I gotta big dong and I like monstertrucks
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Jul 27, 2015 21:00
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Nooner posted:I gotta big dong and I like monstertrucks What if you have a small dong and like priii (plural of Prius)
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Jul 27, 2015 21:02
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dad gay. so what posted:two words: rear end PUSSY
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Jul 27, 2015 21:03
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If you are an engineer, you should leave that out. It magically dries up every snatch within a mile from you. Otherwise youre good to go!
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Neukoln19 posted:What if you have a small dong and like priii (plural of Prius) oh sorry didnt know you were asian
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Jul 27, 2015 21:05
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do people actually read profiles on tinder
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Jul 27, 2015 21:08
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PT6A posted:No that's for grindr and
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Jul 27, 2015 21:18
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Outdoorsy, no hookups, professional seeking partner, HIV positive.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:19
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"dont worry, the red bumps on my penis is just acne"
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Jul 27, 2015 21:31
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number of sweaters and if you do anal
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Jul 27, 2015 21:34
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I have two penises
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Jul 27, 2015 21:35
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leave it blank, no one cares what you have to say. make sure your pic is shirtless, surrounded by impressive looking friends (but not more impressive than you), and hugging a tiger
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Jul 27, 2015 21:39
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Neukoln19 posted:something between I don't give a poo poo and I don't know. gently caress you.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:40
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Swipe for pipe
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Jul 27, 2015 21:40
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Retired mom of 4 looking to trade coupons
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Jul 27, 2015 21:51
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Setting sail to slam whale.
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Jul 27, 2015 21:52
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Hurtin' for a squirtin'
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Jul 27, 2015 22:10
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haris pilton posted:Hurtin' for a squirtin'
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Jul 27, 2015 22:15
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I am so tired of trying to force myself to be social by texting friends from high school asking what they're doing and not knowing what to say and just feel like I'm bothering them. I loving hate being around people constantly. I can never be alone. When I'm home I have to deal with my family and my mom asking if everything is okay and wanting to yell at her and tell her to shut the gently caress up because I don't want to talk. I hate having a roommate in college and being constantly around people and feeling ridiculously alone. I'm so tired of forcing myself to try to make friends and be friendly when really I want to just move away from everyone and stop talking to anyone. I loving hate dealing with people. I feel so worthless and lame. I don't like talking or being around people. I just want to be by myself and cry. Once I turn 21 I'm probably going to turn into an alcoholic because when I'm drunk it's the only time I'm actually reasonably happy. I'm so loving tired of going through every single SSRI possible to try to find one that helps and doesn't have severe side effects. Going off and on just makes me really depressed and takes away any sexual pleasure. I hate trying to change. Every time I decide to try to change it lasts a couple days and then I go back to how it was before. I'm such a waste. I don't give a poo poo if you think I'm bragging but I am really smart, good looking, athletic, and people think I'm funny if I try. I'm really just hiding behind the tears of a clown. I'm at a top college in the world but still don't give a gently caress about school. I have no idea what I want to do and don't really care. I'm pretty good looking but I've never had a girlfriend (I'm 20) because I'm too scared. I've had drunk hookups and stuff with really attractive girls but I just can't do anything sober. Even looking at my tinder matches I realize what I'm missing out on. I don't give a poo poo if you think I'm a douche because there are plenty of people out there who are ugly and don't have a chance with any girls. Maybe I am an ungrateful douche. Oh well. I'm so loving lonely and hug my pillow every night because it makes me feel wanted. I want a girlfriend so loving badly just to have someone to talk to but I don't know how to talk to girls. A lot of people think I'm like the coolest person they've ever met but they have no idea how miserable I am. Yeah I do have a few things that other people would kill for but it's only made it worse knowing I am just ungrateful and undeserving of what was given to me. Even my loving therapist tells me I have a lot of different gifts and should be thankful for what I have. I just want to listen to 808s & Heartbreak and other depressing music to have something to relate to. I'm going to be alone for another New Year's and frankly almost don't even care. I don't know how to be invited to anything and don't even really want to be invited to anything because I'll still feel out of place and uncomfortable. I hate walking around campus and forcing myself to smile or wave at someone I know. A lot of people probably think I'm arrogant or unfriendly but really I'm just afraid of everyone and don't want to even have to acknowledge or talk to someone. Just looking at the snapchat stories "friends" from high school are posting doing things I wasn't invited to makes it worse. I try to invite them to do something once in a while but I just don't feel worth anyone's time and don't even know how to go about anything like "hanging out". What the gently caress does that even mean? I don't feel good enough to ask anyone to "hang out" because I don't feel worth anyone's time. I am tired of everything and know that 2015 is going to be the same thing because I can't get myself to change anything and don't want to.
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Jul 27, 2015 22:17
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:I don't give a poo poo and I don't know. HELP IM BEING CYBER BULLIED!
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Jul 27, 2015 22:31
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I got a handle of Kessler's and my roommate's netflix password
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Jul 27, 2015 22:38
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All you need is this
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Jul 27, 2015 22:41
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Neukoln19 posted:something between a picture of my massive dong. then you might actually get some poon loser
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Jul 27, 2015 22:43
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Foreskin Problems posted:All you need is this I hate how rapists have co-opted the Matrix films. Rape people without using the Matrix you jerks!
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Arian_Samurai posted:I hate how rapists have co-opted the Matrix films. Rape people without using the Matrix you jerks! Um the word "choose" is in his effing profile. Doesnt sound like rape to me
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Jul 27, 2015 23:02
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not a problem if you have STDs
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Grandpa Joe bukkake enthusiast
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