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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
or bottles called and why isnt it in every bottle ever yet, whatever that thing it is its amazing because its literally impossible to do that annoying thing where you tried to pour too gently and the liquid runs down the side of the bottle and onto your hand and floor and counter and poo poo

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Don't know but then again I'm not an alcoholic

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
You could buy a pour spout op if your dts make it difficult to fill your glass.

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a oval office out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the drat thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

AEMINAL posted:

Don't know but then again I'm not an alcoholic

you should give it a shot.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

olin posted:

There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a oval office out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the drat thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so small none would suck it
he prayed really hard
it grew a full yard
and now five at a time can gently caress it

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Thats known as a vapor lock stabilizer valve.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
i have no idea what the op means, but yeah get hosed up erryday

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

AEMINAL posted:

Don't know but then again I'm not an alcoholic

I dont recall inviting any straightedge rear end bitches to my thread


sluggo is mad posted:

i have no idea what the op means, but yeah get hosed up erryday

I cant seem to find a picture of one because I dont know what they're actually called but theyre really nice and I honestly dont know why they arent in any bottle that is used for any kind of liquid they really are amazing and I hope the guy who invented them is rolling in patent bux

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
makes it harder to drink directly from the bottle, thumbs down personally

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

like this op? if so they actually suck horribly

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
No that looks really obnoxious it looks more like the inverse of that thing that thing that pizza places put in the middle of your pizza for some idiot reason hope this helps

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I used to have a job where I walked around outside the airport a lot and there were about 100 billion of those little bottles on the ground in the parking lot next to the USPS building.

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
I don't know there's a single accepted name but "flow regulator" or "non-glug spout" maybe.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Amarcarts posted:

I used to have a job where I walked around outside the airport a lot and there were about 100 billion of those little bottles on the ground in the parking lot next to the USPS building.

i used to have a job where i had a crack team of infiltration and computer hacking experts and we would wear black stealth gear and use lasers to brreak into museums and upscale jewelry boutiques and steal priceless gems

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i used to have a job where i had a crack team of infiltration and computer hacking experts and we would wear black stealth gear and use lasers to brreak into museums and upscale jewelry boutiques and steal priceless gems

are they hiring soundsl ike it would pay well

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
its true im one of the gems they stole

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

its true im one of the gems they stole

i wish i could steal your posts b/c theyre all gems

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
i used to have a job

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Stupid Baby posted:

I cant seem to find a picture of one because I dont know what they're actually called but theyre really nice and I honestly dont know why they arent in any bottle that is used for any kind of liquid they really are amazing and I hope the guy who invented them is rolling in patent bux
people who drink expensive crap probably don't want plastic touching their precious booze. But I agree, they are cool and good.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Lodin posted:

people who drink expensive crap

DIARRHEA
3.59/gal regular
3.79/gal premium

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
you mean a pourer? any good liquor store should carry them

like 3 for a dollar for these things:



there are fancy metal ones too

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Stevie Lee posted:

you mean a pourer? any good liquor store should carry them

like 3 for a dollar for these things:



there are fancy metal ones too
Nah he means those plastic insert things you typically see in cheap fifths and handles.

pissdude
Jul 15, 2003

(and can't post for 6 years!)

people here call them governors

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I always thought it's so you don't accidentally drop your wad of dip into the bottle when you're done taking a big swig.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Amarcarts posted:

I always thought it's so you don't accidentally drop your wad of dip into the bottle when you're done taking a big swig.

It's to make the pour more consistent and less likely to dribble, I dunno what they're called but at it's core they're just simple flow regulators.

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