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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Does anyone have the male version of this?

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ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

Weener Beater posted:

Does anyone have the male version of this?

why? so you can jack it?

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

ninjatang posted:

why? so you can jack it?

i jack to everything. But I really want to map all of male and female conquests to these charts and generate my average score level

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's below average

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

Weener Beater posted:

i jack to everything. But I really want to map all of male and female conquests to these charts and generate my average score level

you're being too ambitious.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lol @ at a former mod getting upset a reg from 2006 knows the exact same things everyone on SA knows about him if they joined within the last 12 months

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Lol @ at a former mod getting upset a reg from 2006 knows the exact same things everyone on SA knows about him if they joined within the last 12 months

who are you talking about?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Weener Beater posted:

Does anyone have the male version of this?

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

whack. they could've found better pictures.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Weener Beater posted:

Does anyone have the male version of this?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

wait, all the 10 guys wear makeup and spend hours on their appearance everyday? im in

naem
May 29, 2011

I like humpeng

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

naem posted:

I like humpeng my couch

fixed

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Thank you!! Calculating now.......

Weener Beater fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jul 29, 2015

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Lol at some of the celebrity placement on this one
Wat? No Lowtax as a 3?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


ah yes, excellent! more helpful tips from the reddit website

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

This is a great chart for gay men.

No srsly female attraction doesn't work like this, modern advertising is made primarily for gay men because women tend to go along with it more or less.

Random:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Women rate something like 80% of guys below average, so the 6-8 on that chart should be a 3, and the 4+ range is a question mark.

e: Examples of maximally attractive men according to OKC women:




...yeah I don't loving know either.

revdrkevind fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jul 29, 2015

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW
im at least a 7.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
my 10 guy does not wear make up unless he needs it for his job. (actor/burgler/marine etc)

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

revdrkevind posted:

This is a great chart for gay men.

No srsly female attraction doesn't work like this, modern advertising is made primarily for gay men because women tend to go along with it more or less.

Random:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Women rate something like 80% of guys below average, so the 6-8 on that chart should be a 3, and the 4+ range is a question mark.

e: Examples of maximally attractive men according to OKC women:




...yeah I don't loving know either.

yea but look at the chicks on okcupid.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

i got rated 9.6 on the original hot or not website back when it started pm me babes

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
no living girl is below my standards





although i have been fooled before

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

revdrkevind posted:

This is a great chart for gay men.

No srsly female attraction doesn't work like this, modern advertising is made primarily for gay men because women tend to go along with it more or less.

Random:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Women rate something like 80% of guys below average, so the 6-8 on that chart should be a 3, and the 4+ range is a question mark.

e: Examples of maximally attractive men according to OKC women:




...yeah I don't loving know either.

so you're saying women are vapid cunts?

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

david... posted:

i got rated 9.6 on the original hot or not website back when it started pm me babes

Is that website still around?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

revdrkevind posted:

This is a great chart for gay men.

No srsly female attraction doesn't work like this, modern advertising is made primarily for gay men because women tend to go along with it more or less.

Random:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Women rate something like 80% of guys below average, so the 6-8 on that chart should be a 3, and the 4+ range is a question mark.

e: Examples of maximally attractive men according to OKC women:




...yeah I don't loving know either.

Bottom pic looks lik me except with white skin.

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

porkchop_express posted:

no living girl is below my standards





although i have been fooled before

By a shemale.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i refuse to date any woman who answers the okcupid question about the earth orbiting the sun incorrectly. my life revolves around heliocentrism.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

The 7s are hotter than the 9s on this one.

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i refuse to date any woman who answers the okcupid question about the earth orbiting the sun incorrectly. my life revolves around heliocentrism.

You buffoon. Those are the ones you DO date.

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU



i was fully expecting to see barnacle jim photoshopped into this pic, disappointed

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

TeamIce posted:

i was fully expecting to see barnacle jim photoshopped into this pic, disappointed

Who?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

10.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

TeamIce posted:

i was fully expecting to see barnacle jim photoshopped into this pic, disappointed

I think the numbers are based on face attractiveness not length.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Shithouse Dave posted:

That was very flippant of me and you are right. It's just surprising to me that so many goons take issue with my tastes.

Prob because the ones that don't really aren't bothering with posting.

FWIW, your list doesn't seem all that unreasonable to me.

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

circ dick soleil posted:

I think the numbers are based on face attractiveness not length.

Face attractiveness = small length.

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

ninjatang posted:

Face attractiveness = small length.

Its science

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

revdrkevind posted:

Random:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

Women rate something like 80% of guys below average, so the 6-8 on that chart should be a 3, and the 4+ range is a question mark.
I think that has more to do with the gender divide on online dating than women necessarily having unreasonable standards. Of course when the guys vastly outnumber the girls they're going to be more picky, they can afford to be. Guys would do the exact same thing if it were the other way around.

ninjatang
Jul 26, 2015

by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

I think that has more to do with the gender divide on online dating than women necessarily having unreasonable standards. Of course when the guys vastly outnumber the girls they're going to be more picky, they can afford to be. Guys would do the exact same thing if it were the other way around.

exactly.

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Counterpoint:

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