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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Seems like goons are currently having an important debate on whether millenials need to be genocided immediately or whether they are human beings who aren't that bad.

who the gently caress are these millenials I keep hearing about? Like people born around the year 2000? Why do you care so much about literal children/teenagers you fucken weirdos. especially you dad gay so what

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
wow, I'm going to have to take one for the team and post goatse in all these millenial threads when I get home.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:shrug:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

people who don't know how to live a successful life because they want everything but don't know how to work

it's really frikken simple:

when you are still in school you need to get a minimum wage job (these jobs are ONLY for students or kids, they are NOT careers).

learn to budget properly. make sure you pay your housing and transportation costs, make sure you are always available to be contacted by employers, get some health care (it's the lAW) and then start setting aside some savings.

once you save around $3,500 you can now afford a full 4 years of college (although you may still have to work to pay for food and poo poo), talk with your union rep about how your work schedule can accommodate your education plans.

once you finish your business degree you are ready to start living like a grown up. the key on your way up the social ladder is to furiously burn every rung below you in order to maximize profits and prevent anyone else from trying to compete for your job.

we all did it after our daddies won WWII, now it's your turn millennials

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Feb 2, 2009



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To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Millenials are people who should learn to suck their parents' dicks because their parents are probably insecure retards who listen to too much talk radio.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
so basically its just fat goons earning 20-30k a year thinking they're rugged individuals who are carving a swathe through the free market with their job skills, while looking down upon people without white middle-class parents who allowed them to reach such lofty heights

language changes, but goons never do

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
its when y2k happened and everyones babies were born at the same time so you got a buncha kids out there w/ the same birthday

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

im so loving gay

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
History's Greatest Monsters

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

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