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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Searching for a dildo that's just a bit bigger than average (7-8 inches) but all the ones I'm seeing on amazon are either little 4 inchers for anemic women or foot long dongs for loose size queen homosexuals. Where can an average working stiff like me find a moderately superstandard dildo to sate my lustful boy-pussy?

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Cantaloupe posted:

Searching for a dildo that's just a bit bigger than average (7-8 inches) but all the ones I'm seeing on amazon are either little 4 inchers for anemic women or foot long dongs for loose size queen homosexuals. Where can an average working stiff like me find a moderately superstandard dildo to sate my lustful boy-pussy?

buy a 10 incher. You don't have to push it in all the way.

And you'll be surprised one day when you have a long shower and actually do get it in silicon balls deep.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Pillbug
Loose size queens is my fetish.

No really

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Do It Once Right posted:

buy a 10 incher. You don't have to push it in all the way.

And you'll be surprised one day when you have a long shower and actually do get it in silicon balls deep.

This. Don't be afraid to go bigger. So long as it isn't circus-sized crazyness.

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