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VideoTapir posted:The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers. look at this pleb who has never truly lived
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VideoTapir posted:The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers. you gamble with your life every time you get into a car what do you think about that, buster
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:you gamble with your life every time you get into a car I think I'm a driving instructor, so I'm playing worse odds than you are.
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VideoTapir posted:I think I'm a driving instructor, so I'm playing worse odds than you are. if you arent even sure if you're a driving instructor or not, i imagine you arent a very good one (if you are one) prob worse odds than the lotto
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 06:24 |
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I have an aunt who is a gambler and actually won the lottery. She is broke now, but my story is that I went with her to a casino, she gave me a 100$ chip and I played slot machines until my eyes were going unfocused. They are not fun. I wish there was an arcade where I could bet on whether I would win on street fighter than that boring poo poo.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 07:03 |
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VideoTapir posted:The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers. Why don't you like gamblers? Was... was your father a gambler? It's okay you can tell us, this is a safe place
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 07:08 |
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craps is hella good and fun once or twice a year
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 07:18 |
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I'm going to Vegas in six months or so, and it'll be the first time I've actually spent any real time in a casino. Will probably play poker and craps mostly, slots seem like pretty much the statistically worst thing you could play as far as having any chance of making money or having fun; my girlfriend says she plays slots because she likes to pull the lever, and I just don't know what to say to that. There's just something so sad about the concept of penny slots.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 08:19 |
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VideoTapir posted:The only thing stupider than gambling is gamblers. look at this beta who never wins
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 09:19 |
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On day 5 of a week long vacation in Tahoe and can confirm slots are little more than a vehicle for free drinks. Also where the heck did all the $5 blackjack tables go man, even midweek the minimum is 10 and they're always packed.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 09:26 |
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Please don't, they are great. if anything, play more
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 09:27 |
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It's harsh but ultimately I have to agree
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 09:28 |
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Highbrow Slick posted:On day 5 of a week long vacation in Tahoe and can confirm slots are little more than a vehicle for free drinks. Also where the heck did all the $5 blackjack tables go man, even midweek the minimum is 10 and they're always packed. are you in the podunk casinos where only truckers and bored retired housewives go?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 09:56 |
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Pot Limit Omaha is a good way to make money
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 10:01 |
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I won 100 marks in payazzo back in the nineties and a hundred one-mark coins weighs so much my pants would not stay up welp that's my story.
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3D GAY WORLD posted:I'm going to Vegas in six months or so, and it'll be the first time I've actually spent any real time in a casino. Will probably play poker and craps mostly, slots seem like pretty much the statistically worst thing you could play as far as having any chance of making money or having fun; my girlfriend says she plays slots because she likes to pull the lever, and I just don't know what to say to that. There's just something so sad about the concept of penny slots. Pull the lever? What is this the 30s? You don't do that anymore you just push max bet button then the spin button. Also slots are whack as heck play craps or blackjack
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Jerry Cotton posted:I won 100 marks in payazzo back in the nineties and a hundred one-mark coins weighs so much my pants would not stay up welp that's my story. Jeeze buddy, how many marks does it cost ta buy yourself a belt!!
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:24 |
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Nooner posted:Jeeze buddy, how many marks does it cost ta buy yourself a belt!! About a hundred.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:36 |
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playing slot machines is much less offensive than frat boys who buy cigars and get dressed up in suits to go to the casino to play blackjack.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:38 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:About a hundred.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 14:39 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:playing slot machines is much less offensive than frat boys who buy cigars and get dressed up in suits to go to the casino to play blackjack. You know what's great about casinos? How they give you all those free drinks while you're playing. You should go play a few hands and have a drink
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Highbrow Slick posted:On day 5 of a week long vacation in Tahoe and can confirm slots are little more than a vehicle for free drinks. Also where the heck did all the $5 blackjack tables go man, even midweek the minimum is 10 and they're always packed. I think it was the Biltmore, on the CA/NV border on the northeast end of the lake that used to have the cheapest tables, mid-week at least. And years ago they used to have a couple tables that would play two deck shoes. Place was a bit of a dive, and its been a while since I was there, but it was definitely a good "budget" place to play blackjack. Pretty generous with their drinks and meal comps if you tip well.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:07 |
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I used to design slot machines for a living, AMA
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:42 |
Gambling is fun every now and again. Video poker w/ shots is my preferred sitting on my rear end suckin up booze game. Roulette is for makin money, blackjack is for fun. They all have their place in the amazing world of pissing away money.
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monkey posted:I used to design slot machines for a living, AMA Are you a mechanical engineer? How many protons does the universe contain?
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Hatebag posted:Are you a mechanical engineer? no if you mean the known universe somewhere around 10^80 is my guess, or maybe one. edit: apparently there are 15747724136275002577605653961181555468044717914527116709366231425076185631031296 protons so i was pretty loving close. monkey fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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