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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i cant tell if youre serious or not

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
lol if your street has hookers you loving poor

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
hookers on my street always ask me for cigarettes

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

puppet pal mitch posted:

why don't you go to backpage like a normal person

You don't get Jon Pop prices and Jon Pop action on backpage. You have to know the streets.

Dead Boy
Jul 30, 2015

by Cowcaster

puppet pal mitch posted:

why don't you go to backpage like a normal person

Backpage is ridiculously overpriced. Also the same street walkers that I have hosed for twenty dollars, charged hundreds of dollars for covered boring missionary and no bareback. gently caress all that noise!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I was doing computer stuff at a police station in Cleveland while this detective that was supposed to be watching me was setting up dates on backpage (for having sex with prostitutes, but instead they arrest them for doing crimes). He was telling me about all the times they have rolled up on backpage dates and the chick was a dude, or once there was a guy in the shower holding a hammer, or a car full of dudes with guns in the parking lot.

Also, my buddy just did some PhD thing in Thailand and he said it's very hassle free and awesome to get prostitutes there.

This is all I know about prostitution.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Dave_Indeed posted:

I was doing computer stuff at a police station in Cleveland while this detective that was supposed to be watching me was setting up dates on backpage (for having sex with prostitutes, but instead they arrest them for doing crimes). He was telling me about all the times they have rolled up on backpage dates and the chick was a dude, or once there was a guy in the shower holding a hammer, or a car full of dudes with guns in the parking lot.


Wow, being a cop sounds dangerous AF. I hope they get a gun or something to defend themselves.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't know what to say...
I will have to wait for forums dposter tomstuart to weigh in

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I saw a prostitute in Amsterdam who looked like Rebecca Black.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Wow, being a cop sounds dangerous AF. I hope they get a gun or something to defend themselves.

Yeah you do. You get to shoot people or do nothing all day for 70-90k a year in Ohio, which is a lot of money here.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

Frijolero posted:

I saw a prostitute in Amsterdam who looked like Rebecca Black.

Jared Fogle would be all up in that

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
re: backpage/cl: can one avoid trannies by asking if u can DATY?

asking for a friend

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

huskarl_marx posted:

Who wants to start a kickfunder to make an Underground Railroad theme porno?

I'm General Beauregard "firing" on "Fort Sumptious".

Also Jon Pop go away because nobody likes you. You know that guy Pip on South Park that all the other kids make fun of all the time on account of being from some weird foreign place where they don't speak American right? That's you, you are the Pip of GBS posting.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

Network Pesci posted:

I'm General Beauregard "firing" on "Fort Sumptious".

Also Jon Pop go away because nobody likes you. You know that guy Pip on South Park that all the other kids make fun of all the time on account of being from some weird foreign place where they don't speak American right? That's you, you are the Pip of GBS posting.

Gonna agree on this one. Jon Pop thinks he's Token, but he's really Pip.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Network Pesci posted:

I'm General Beauregard "firing" on "Fort Sumptious".

Also Jon Pop go away because nobody likes you. You know that guy Pip on South Park that all the other kids make fun of all the time on account of being from some weird foreign place where they don't speak American right? That's you, you are the Pip of GBS posting.

I hope you're ashamed of what you wrote.

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Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
I'm the head Wickerknicker. And you are all little Wickershams. We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Turrah!" and then you all fall down laughing, and I join you, as I find it funny too.

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