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im gonna kill myself one day - sucks to be you op
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not having kids and enjoying my large disposable income and partying until I die OP
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Aug 1, 2015 01:46
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I won't be bullied by pinkos, children and misanthropes.
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Aug 1, 2015 06:13
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boy im gonna break you down
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Aug 1, 2015 06:43
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mysterious frankie posted:I'm just a real normal guy and it's not really a big deal. I'm adult. I'm an adult man and that's just how I roll. My wife isn't complaining about it, I can tell you that. And the kids... they love and respect my basic nature of adultness. sounds boring as poo poo. thanks for sharing 
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Aug 1, 2015 06:46
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I understand you, OP, for I am also a normal man. I live in a nice house in a quiet suburban neighborhood. I keep to myself. I never throw loud parties. I make sure that my lawn is neatly trimmed. If you were to look underneath my house, you would find a clean basement that contains a furnace and water heater. You would not find a soundproofed, concrete-lined dungeon with manacles bolted deeply into the walls and floor, and you would not find a rack of meticulously maintained torture implements, and you would not find drains embedded for the easy disposal of blood and excreta. You would not find any of these things, for these things are not to be found in the home of a normal man, and I am a normal man.
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Aug 1, 2015 12:36
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:I understand you, OP, for I am also a normal man. I live in a nice house in a quiet suburban neighborhood. I keep to myself. I never throw loud parties. I make sure that my lawn is neatly trimmed. If you were to look underneath my house, you would find a clean basement that contains a furnace and water heater. You would not find a soundproofed, concrete-lined dungeon with manacles bolted deeply into the walls and floor, and you would not find a rack of meticulously maintained torture implements, and you would not find drains embedded for the easy disposal of blood and excreta. You would not find any of these things, for these things are not to be found in the home of a normal man, and I am a normal man. I'm glad we're on the same page. I'm glad you get me. I'm glad you get you. The internet can be a harsh place, full of inchoate rage mongers, and that is rough. The world is tough for normal adult men, just trying to reach out and touch each other. it is a mess. Keep your head on a swivel, and stay strong.
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Aug 1, 2015 17:05
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OP, how do you feel about compound interest.
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Aug 1, 2015 17:12
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Slow and steady as she goes. Yup
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Aug 1, 2015 17:13
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do you wish you were dead?
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Aug 1, 2015 17:18
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The OP is a fraud and is actually a virgin neckbeard manchild. He's not a regular everyday adult kind of man like me. Someone who puts in 9 to 5 at the office. Someone who has been crushed by a series of cruel setbacks and humiliating failures that have transformed me into an empty hollow husk, a pathetic slug of a man who's shameful filthy failed dreams nevertheless haunt me like a trail of regular adult slime wherever I go. Shameful. Filthy. Shameful. Filthy slug.
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Aug 1, 2015 17:20
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Anyone like to watch tv
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Aug 1, 2015 17:57
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As opposed to irregular adult slime??
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Aug 1, 2015 19:13
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I get it, like, you're blowing off steam, and whatnot. And I get that. I'm a normal guy, and I get your rage. All y'all. I get it. Gonna let it all slide by. My wife is great. Just try to enjoy yourself. Enjoy your life. Try to have a good time. I mean, gently caress, right?
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Aug 1, 2015 20:18
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mysterious frankie posted:I get it, like, you're blowing off steam, and whatnot. And I get that. I'm a normal guy, and I get your rage. All y'all. I get it. Gonna let it all slide by. My wife is great. Just try to enjoy yourself. Enjoy your life. Try to have a good time. I mean, gently caress, right? Too serious for me
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Aug 1, 2015 20:18
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I'm sorry I cursed. I'm just done. I'm done with it. The bullying. You could be dead tomorrow, and that is life. Just try and get it together and be a normal guy. rear end
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Aug 1, 2015 20:20
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Sorry I cursed again
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Aug 1, 2015 20:21
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JebanyPedal posted:Anyone like to watch tv yea sometimes
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Aug 1, 2015 21:47
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i thought your schtick was shoving your username in your own threads' titles
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Aug 1, 2015 21:49
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The long Walmart cashout got on my dagnabit nerves! Sorry if I'm being intense right now -- they just creep up the bloodpressure and I got problems with the ol ticker lordy!
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Aug 1, 2015 22:53
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*puts gun in mouth and presses the trigger*
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Aug 1, 2015 22:54
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If you decide not to have kids you can just get a membership at a private swim club and not have to mess up your property value. It also frees up some disposable income for drinking/socializing with other adult friends and having the time to pursue hobbies/causes that you find personally fulfilling. This advice brought to you today by Qvindtar, another normal adult guy.
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Aug 1, 2015 23:07
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unassertive boy 99 posted:*puts gun in mouth and presses the trigger* What kind of gun has a trigger you press? 
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Aug 1, 2015 23:11
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The Bananana posted:What kind of gun has a trigger you press? When the gun is pointing away from you, you pull the trigger towards yourself. When the gun is pointing towards you, you push the trigger away. 
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Aug 2, 2015 00:43
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you don't sound very mysterious at all, frankie
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Aug 2, 2015 01:21
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cops give a drat about a negro pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero
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Aug 2, 2015 01:23
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Moridin920 posted:not having kids and enjoying my large disposable income and partying until I die OP same
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proof of concept posted:i thought your schtick was shoving your username in your own threads' titles I'm a maverick, actually.
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