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the officer detects the odor of alcohol emanating from ur vehicle, notices your slurred speech, and that ur eyes are red and watery, and you fumbled a bit to find your registration in your messy glovebox he asks if you've been drinking tonight whether the above things will show up in the police report will depend on whether or not you are eventually arrested/charged for drunk driving. he also sees in plain sight in ur cup-holder what appears to be a marijuana cigarette, and, after taking a big dump and sniffing ur crotch, a K9 officer "indicates" that it is indeed marijuana (later determined to be a Back Woods brand cigarillo) so this never makes it into the report. HOW DO YOU REPLY: a) gently caress the police, i aint the one for a fat motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beaten on and . . . b) SIR, I HAD 2 or 3 LITE BEERS ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO S-SS-SIR c) show me your name and your badge number. No, I am TRAVELING not DRIVING... i do not consent. I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT I AM BEING ASSAULTED--- I DO NOT CONSENT-ugh FUK
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IM TRAVELING DRIVING *is shot*
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Aug 2, 2015 08:14
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muh fugga bix nood *is blasted in the cranium at close range*
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ItBurns posted:*has foregone basic maintenance and paperwork needed to keep vehicle in legal operational condition in favor of making vehicle more conspicuous as a show of disposable income, is currently blasting loud music and smoking a blunt in broad daylight in a heavily policed area* it's because you're black in the sense that it's because of the illegal and obnoxious things you do, because you're black
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Aug 2, 2015 08:35
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*hides shake 'n' bake meth lab under the improperly restrained toddler, chews up and swallows a joint whilst shoving a baggie of crack up the cooch, then scoops up the illegally-obtained prescription pills and tosses them out the window to shower upon the law enforcement officer like confetti* *later in jail tells fellow inmates how them drat pigs had no right to search the vehicle and that, if the public defender would just listen a minute, a lawsuit against the PD and jail and city would be a sure win*
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*my racesona, Trayvon Martin Luther King* Aw gently caress I am going to be treated unfairly!
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I think saying I so not consent gives them reasonable suspicion.
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*is black republican having entire worldview shattered by racist cop beating me savagely*
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Is a fellow cop. We sneak into the nearby woods and dig up one of the many nignog skulls hidden across the US. We proceed to fill it up with sticky cum and fat dicks during a righteous jack sesh before burying it again. Spit into each others mouths goodbye and leave.
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Alan Smithee posted:*is black republican having entire worldview shattered by racist cop beating me savagely* *cop is also black republican*
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Aug 2, 2015 12:51
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President Kucinich posted:Spit into each others mouths goodbye and leave. lol
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drool spatters onto the hood of your family truck from a great height, cracked rictus lips of an ogre-like officer being the source.
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Flynn Taggart posted:Be careful not to look the cop in the eye or show him my teeth, as this is taken as a sign of threat Do: put your rear end cheeks gently but firmly against the driver side window, as he approaches. He will unwittingly end up looking at your rear end cheeks against the glass and will be too confused to arrest you.
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a cop stepped on my wife and she died like a cockroach. it was an accident though, finally a good cop
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I'm white
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"Problem officer?" I say as I viciously pound my meat
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thewireguy posted:I think saying I so not consent gives them reasonable suspicion. not at all. but i think they're yelling that for another purpose, like I do not consent to submit to your authority. they believe some poo poo that living under a government it's like a contractual agreement they never actually agreed to; "I never consented to be governed by you" bullshit... i think?
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i encountered some Free Men on the Land actually, similar to sovereign citizens movement ""Freemen-on-the-land" are a loose group of individuals believing in a conspiracy theory that they are bound by statute laws only if they consent to those laws. They believe that they can therefore declare themselves independent of the government and the rule of law, holding that the only "true" law is their own interpretation of "common law".[1] " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemen_on_the_land lol it's so annoying that there are practice tips for dealing with them in court (note: this is done by a Canadian legal society so not exactly the same as the us maybe but it's close enough for the concept and it's more comprehensive than other things out there): http://www.lawsociety.bc.ca/page.cfm?cid=2627 so yeah... I DO NOT CONSENT (to be bound by thost laws, furthemrore....
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also from the wiki article, tee hee: [This] strategy might give lenders pause, of course, because litigating against awkward characters isn't much fun. But given how flimsy the freeman legal arguments are, the pause needn't be long. I've seen a transcript of a hearing in which a debtor tried to rely on the freeman defence. It was over as soon as the judge asked (I can imagine the withering tone), "Are you planning to persist in this defence, Mr Jones?"
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plain blue jacket posted:"Problem officer?" Remember to maintain eye contact
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I apologize and hand him my state mandated license and registration. I might get a fine, I might get a warning. I curse my lack of responsibility for not checking my vehicle's safety before hand and get the problem fixed as soon as possible. Then I thank my privilege for not being a dumbass about a routine traffic stop that will happen to everyone at least once.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's because you're black This is, for real, both the saddest and most true thing that will posted in this thread.
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Officer, I am a FREE MAN ON THE LAND merely travelling through your jurisdiction. You cannot stop me for DRIVING because I am a traveler. I am not the fictional ALL CAPS NAME WILDER T. MILD and am in fact Wilder Than Mild so you cannot see my driver's license because it only exists for that fictional person. If you want to talk to me now you'll either have to pay me or go through a US Embassy. Now I am free to go right?  WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT!
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