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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Usually around this time of year we all need to get a little steam out. Rather than becoming violent or abusive, let's take advantage of this safe space to tell someone to just suck our goddamn dicks.

I'll start:

Hey debt collection agency that keeps calling me day and night SUCK MY DICK!!!

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Hey Mom, SUCK MY DICK!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

"bbbbbbrapp woa" - that voodoo guy from diablo 3

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JebanyPedal posted:

"bbbbbbrapp woa" - that voodoo guy from diablo 3

Nice I like collecting gear in this game

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
please

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
hey fyodor suck my dick

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Malf posted:

hey fyodor suck my dick

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Lana...LANA...LLAANNAAA suck my dick. Please.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Lick my leathery scrotum

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
everyone suck on my drat balls!!!!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Tongue my taint

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hey Goons With Spoons!!! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:

Hey Goons With Spoons!!! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!

Tey were really asking for that 1

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id prefer to keep that conversation private.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
and while you're at it why don't you get the gently caress off my goddamn land?

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
im posting to say this to that special person out there. yeah you know who you are. not you, idiot. you

suck my diiiiiick!

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Hey bitch suk mah dik

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



First time call, long time dick sucker

garbage horse
Jul 31, 2015

lovin it
say it aint so
oi will nawt goeh
turn the loights awf
carrrieey mee heeeewm

keep urr head still
ill be your thrillll
the noight will geewwww awwn
moi little windmiiiilll


ne naw ne naw ne naw ne nawww nawww nawww

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you can suck my dick
If you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't, you can suck my dick
If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you can suck my dick
If your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years, you can suck my dick
If chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns, you can suck my dick
If your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath," you can suck my dick
If you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen, you can suck my dick
If the Salvation Army declines your mattress, you can suck my dick
If you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen, you can suck my dick
If birds are attracted to your beard, you can suck my dick

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