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Tuxedo Gin posted:yeah it's actually really loving unpleasant. i used to be a lifeguard instructor at a waterpark and we had to teach a bunch of 16 year olds how to do cpr and that if they don't break ribs they're not doing it right, and that they may have to pump for their lives for 2-4+ minutes until EMS could arrive and that is surprisingly loving hard and often requires trading off. lol yea, the first thing they tell you when teaching cpr is "this is mostly useless and the person will die"
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I'm glad you're still alive Tony homo you are a good poster and an important contributer to these forums (:
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Aug 2, 2015 15:51
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would scaring their heart started work? i havent given it that much thought.
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Aug 2, 2015 15:52
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I don't think I've ever seen a TV show where that happens, op.
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now, when you're shocking him, i want you to do it like irl, we will spend at least 20 mins in this scene that establishes the rescue of the character was unsuccessful and he is dead and the doctor tried so hard somebody had to convince him to stop his efforts... i wanna hear CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR we have autistic people callin us out on this and i want realism
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Aug 2, 2015 16:03
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Nooner posted:How about you defibulate DEEZE NUTS Lol nice try but nothing's bringing ur fertility back
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Aug 2, 2015 16:04
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i want his nippies seared off like a thumbprint
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Aug 2, 2015 16:04
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Lol you think when they are all defibulating someone the guy ever yells "QUEER" instead of "CLEAR"?
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Nooner posted:Lol you think when they are all defibulating someone the guy ever yells "QUEER" instead of "CLEAR"? "STEER" *guy holds paddle handles and pretends to steer with them while making vroom spunds* Lol just a funny situation I thought up in my head 8-)
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Aug 2, 2015 16:22
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Nooner posted:I'm glad you're still alive Tony homo you are a good poster and an important contributer to these forums (:    
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Nooner posted:Lol you think when they are all defibulating someone the guy ever yells "QUEER" instead of "CLEAR"? im clear ur clear everyones clear Saying clear and just shocking immediately is a rookie move. What if some bloke is having a gas by interfering with the corpse?
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Nooner posted:I'm glad you're still alive Tony homo you are a good poster and an important contributer to these forums (: hahaha
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it would be an interesting dramatic choice if they would just watch them die without even thinking about getting the defibrillator. in a modern context of overpopulation, maybe there isnt a need for defibrillators in the first place. if someone important dies we can just defrost their clone.
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Aug 3, 2015 13:21
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social vegan posted:"STEER" nice, imagine peoples faces when you do this :haw;
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Aug 3, 2015 13:45
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id put my face real close to his and wgihsper "what are you doing this is a serious situatiuon my friend" in a tone that suggests that i am cleatly not ammused, but afterwards i would see the funny side if the man did live, and didnt die from this other person or man being silly and haveing some fun edit; speeling
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Aug 3, 2015 13:46
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turn it up too high and youll open him up like a pizza pocket.
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Aug 3, 2015 13:48
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Tony Homo posted:2 years ago when I had my widow-maker heart attack my heart stopped while in the back of the ambulance. Lucky for me. They used 200 joules to restart my heart. Are you super fat? Also congratulations on being married 
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it's fun to go say "CLEAR" lmbo
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Aug 3, 2015 14:10
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This is the best song about defibrillators https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXWkMlKFkI
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Tuxedo Gin posted:creates tension wrong. I took advanced specops cpr and can now start a heart like a lawn mower by just pulling a dead dude's wang.
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opus111 posted:In fictional TV shows, why is it that people are so tight and prissy about using defibrillators? Say a character goes into arrest and the docs start shocking them, they will always be somebody shouting that it's a waste of time and they should stop now, and what's the point? And they're so frickin mad about it, screaming or rolling their eyes or physically stopping the docs from executing the process... why is this? because you can't shock a heartbeat into someone whose heart has stopped completely, which is why IRL most defibrillators are automated so you don't have retards continuously shocking a dead corpse for no reason but hooking someone up to a computer and then waiting for it to decide whether to shock them or not wouldn't make for very dramatic tv
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