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i was trying to get myself out of my room and start this lazy sunday. took a shower, went grocery shopping. and wow, i had a lot of stuff to carry in my grocery bag i bought for a dollar. (i didn't want to be "one of those" that wastes plastic, so i reuse this one i bought at a store) i told the cashier that she did not need to put my vanilla soy milk (generic brand for 31 cents less) in the bag, but she did it anyway! wow, so she must be sleepy! talking about having too much fun on a saturday night  possibly drinking some alcohol or beer the night before!?? or maybe she was exhausted from spending too much time on her tan on the beach? these store workers get way too much vacation time off probably, in my opinion!so i'm flipping through the channels while trying to make my sandwich, careful not to touch the remote too much because i just washed my hands, and you could call me a scaredy cat because i'm afraid of germs! lol - you would be right! i would definitely agree. i finally found the HD version of cartoon network that i had to look up on the internet (which i conveniently know how to do on my phone). there's so many channels these days, there's no way to remember them all - so you need the internet to actually FIND them lol! (i say it's a conspiracy because there's no way you could just survive using cable TV. you need to the internet to actually find the channels! i wonder how grandma does it LOL!) so long story short, i'm watching Clearance and i'm thinking of Samsung, and this thing occurred to me: Sam Has Sung! get it? because iphone came out and now samsung sucks! sam has sung! goodbye samsung!!! looks like you have sung and stopped your singing. iphone is here now! 
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samsung: i believe your time is ogre
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Aug 2, 2015 19:46
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gas
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Aug 2, 2015 19:48
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stop posting op
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Aug 2, 2015 19:50
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its called a joke not your life story op!!
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Aug 2, 2015 19:59
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op is trying probably too hard
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Aug 2, 2015 20:00
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eric posted:gas pram posted:stop posting op Shinku ABOOKEN posted:its called a joke not your life story op!! Silver Alicorn posted:op is trying
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Aug 2, 2015 20:03
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gently caress You LP0
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Aug 2, 2015 22:38
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no dont
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Aug 2, 2015 22:57
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i want a refund
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Aug 3, 2015 02:05
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the show is called Clarence, not Clearance. Idiot
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Aug 3, 2015 04:02
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:its called a joke not your life story op!! p sure the ops life story is a joke!! haha!!
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Aug 3, 2015 04:09
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 some of your finest work yet lp0 never give up
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Aug 3, 2015 06:45
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this was okay, reminded me of those articles the onion used to do with the really boring fat lady making banal commentary on normal stuff and the joke was how lame she was, 7/10
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Aug 3, 2015 07:12
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As a Millennial I posted:the show is called Clarence, not Clearance. Idiot oh thank you, i thought it was Clearance! no wonder i thought they were pronouncing it weird!
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Aug 3, 2015 15:02
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this is some bagception poo poo with your bag of milk in another bag
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Aug 3, 2015 15:05
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you're posting
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Aug 3, 2015 15:06
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:oh thank you, i thought it was Clearance! no wonder i thought they were pronouncing it weird! its still wrong in the OP
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Aug 3, 2015 17:35
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its you op. you're the computer joke
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Aug 3, 2015 17:39
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As a Millennial I posted:its still wrong in the OP i'm not going to correct it, because it's going to leave that naughty "LP0 ON FIRE hosed around with this post", and i'm completely against any curse words
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As a Millennial I posted:the show is called Clarence, not Clearance. Idiot what's your vector, victor? lol
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