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Chad Thundercock
Aug 1, 2015
computer and there was porn there, i guess he forgot to close it. i didn't say anything but i'm wondering if i should talk to him about it later. maybe something like "hey man just so you know don't worry about me seeing your porn earlier, it's ok if you masturbate in your room but try not to be too loud."

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


s his d

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Minimize your rear end in a top hat by pouring lemon juice on it.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Send him a picture of your dick so he can jo to that

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
He was looking at pictures of you OP.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
41 posts per day

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I got back to my dorm room early from class once and saw my roommate change tabs quickly.

it was vore :barf:

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Maybe he's into weird poo poo that he's ashamed of.

Once an old roommate of mine found the cellphone of another roommate of mine and it had granny porn on it.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



You won't be equal until he sees your porn now. So you need to bring up some porn and call him into your room to check out the Batfleck trailer or something.

Alternately you can s his d.

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Maybe he's into weird poo poo that he's ashamed of.

Once an old roommate of mine found the cellphone of another roommate of mine and it had granny porn on it.

tell him it's cool then ask him if he likes granny porn too

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Occasionally my boss comes into my office right at the moment I happen to be closing a window on my computer and I always feel self-conscious that he might think it was porn when it was really Access.

I almost feel more fake guilty doing that then when he found me taking a nap under my desk and I claimed I was just stretching my back.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 3, 2015

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

hey roomate, we need to talk about your masturbating and set some rules here

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol if you ever minimize anything just buy a new monitor

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Three Olives posted:

Occasionally my boss comes into my office right at the moment a happen to be closing a window on my computer and I always feel self-conscious that he might think it was porn when it was really Access.

I almost feel more fake guilty doing that then when he found me taking a nap under my desk and I claimed I was just stretching my back.

cool

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
next time jack off with him

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Who just leaves porn on after their done? Like were you gonna get back to that later to finish the story?

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

we always established an empty room as the "Masturbatorium"

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lets be friends, lets hjave fun together

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

basement jihadist posted:

we always established an empty room as the "Masturbatorium"

same, but with my whole house

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

lonesomedwarf posted:

same, but with my whole house

i like your style i always thought it was too conservative of a policy

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I like the idea of it just being one room because then I could just hang out there all day instead of hoping to walk in on them at the right time

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
here's what i think you should do op:

nothing



now close the thread

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Shadow posted:

here's what i think you should do op:

suck his cock


now close the thread

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Three Olives posted:

Occasionally my boss comes into my office right at the moment I happen to be closing a window on my computer and I always feel self-conscious that he might think it was porn when it was really Access.

I almost feel more fake guilty doing that then when he found me taking a nap under my desk and I claimed I was just stretching my back.

Lol if you have an office where someone can see your screen.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Lol if you have an office where someone can see your screen.

It's a cubical if it's specifically designed so management can check up on you.

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