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my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:51 |
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If you hold it up to your other ear you can hear the ocean.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:38 |
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its a good opportunity to get a more powerful ear grafted on from like a lynx or a fox
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:38 |
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keep going and push the spoon into your brain
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:38 |
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Cutting off your ear counts as art. Make more art.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:43 |
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gently caress your ear, I'm glad it fell off you stupid piece of poo poo
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:45 |
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get one of these ears imo. charming and functional
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:46 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:get one of these ears imo. charming and functional that guy is pretty cool
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:46 |
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Inevitable posted:gently caress your ear, I'm glad it fell off you stupid piece of poo poo wow. manners much?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:47 |
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dad gay. so what posted:my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet hosed up if false We only use 10% of our brain so 90% of it is useless, so don't worry about it.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:50 |
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we call that an aural circumcision op
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:54 |
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Take it to Five Guys and Fries and add it to your burger. Hope that helps.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:59 |
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this is a lot more dramatic than your typical lunch thread
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:00 |
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Symmetry is beautiful. Do the other ear.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:00 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:this is a lot more dramatic than your typical lunch thread whats for lunch today, charlie? do you mind if i call you charlie?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:03 |
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dad gay. so what posted:whats for lunch today, charlie? do you mind if i call you charlie? ya thats coo i guess uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe Potbelly ... get a sandwich...
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:13 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ya thats coo i guess would you prefer potbelly? something else? ur name is too hard to pronounce. whats potbelly btw? i need to update my nicknames.txt once you deccide
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:18 |
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I believe that this really happened.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:26 |
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if the spoon hadn't done it, the diabetes probably would have eventually good job staying ahead of the curve, op
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:29 |
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dad gay. so what posted:would you prefer potbelly? something else? ur name is too hard to pronounce. whats potbelly btw? any name is coo w/ me Potbelly is a sandwich shop... they have 'em in a lot of places but not everywhere because a lot of ppl dont know what it is it's p good and low cal and fast--like a way better version of jimmy johns and sometimes they have live music too
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:58 |
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dad gay. so what posted:my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet whoopsy daisy op you should be more careful in future
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:58 |
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Oh my god !!! I'm gnonna call the cop
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:19 |
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gently caress, piss
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:21 |
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Go paint something, Vincent.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:22 |
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If there's a girl you have a crush on you could give it to her chicks love severed ears
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:23 |
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stuck in the middle with jews
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:24 |
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op lend me your ear
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 20:50 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:51 |
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my ear
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